Barty: Is Your Dick Big Enough For You To Act The Way That You Do?

Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

Love this

Clint: all my kids are little spoons. Are you the big spoon or the little?

Peter: I am the spiderman!

Tony: actually he is freaking octopus, but sometimes can be the little spoon.

⚠️Tw for panic attacks⚠️

Peter,clawing at his face, trying to breath, gasping for air as he bawls his eyes out: Mr stark I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so so sorry. P-please please don’t leave!

Stark, knowing exactly what to do: *pulls Peter into a tight hug as he starts scratching softly at Peter’s scalp, and rubbing his back* it’s okay kid, you didn’t do anything wrong, and I’m never ever ever going to leave you.

And as Peter sits there, at Mr starks chest feeling calmer than ever, he knows. He knows for once he’s free, safe and that everything will be okay.

Peter: why didn’t you call me?

Tony: I wasn’t..ready.

Peter: ready? for what?

Tony: I wanted to be better when you saw me again. and I thought I could be, somehow. but I’m not. and even if I did get better, the best I could ever be is still some other version of me.

Peter: Mr.Stark, I can’t wait to you to be better. I need you in my life.

peter, in the lab with tony: can you get me ice cream?

tony: your legs work get it yourself

peter: but it tastes better with the flavor of parental obligation on top :(

Irondad Prompt #210:

Peter: Why don’t we have any pets?

Tony: I…

Tony: Why don’t we have any pets??

Sam: You could have announced yourself.

Kate: Hi, I’m Kate. I’m crawling through the crawl space.

I'd like to think that Mobius has some pretty nice handwriting and Loki adores it.

For example, he asks Loki to look over his notes for a case to either catch him up or is just in need of a second pair of eyes. Loki tries to read it but is honestly distracted by the simple yet elegant swoop and swirl of each letter. Instead of actually reading the notes he finds himself staring, scanning over every word and every letter- intricate yet carefree.

'Beautiful as though it was poetry in itself, a unity of sorts,' Loki thinks to himself.

"So what do you think? " Mobius drags him back to reality and Loki gets flustered not realizing what he's been doing until he's been doing it for too long.

"Oh- yes quite right, it looks fine." He hands back the notes hastily, overcome with feeling warm he avoids looking at Mobius. "I'm going to check on another file," he says leaving Mobius at their table confused beyond all measure.

Loki: *dressed in black from head to toe*

Thor, laughing: who’s funeral is it

Loki: i haven’t decided yet

Thor:

Loki:

Thor: oh

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?

Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.

Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.