Oddityvvitch - Local Forest Witch

Thinking about the fact that my Miraak is a older trans man with a chubby body instead of being, thinking about the fact hes a queer man who's lived past his fifties.

Thinking about the fact he's severely malnourished when he first gets out of apocrypha to symbolize he's truly left with nothing, he can barley stomach anything that isn't watered down broth but as the story goes on- he gains more weight and is able to share food with the Dragonborn's company without the fear of getting sick.

Thinking about my Miraak who struggles with chronic pain after getting impaled by herma mora, thinking about Miraak being disabled and having to use a cane because years of being in apocrypha suddenly being thrown back into mortality.

Thinking about the fact he was so traumatized by the dragon cult and herma mora, the idea of worshipping anyone makes him nauseous and yet he heals and wants to worship the last dragonborn because he believes they deserve to be worshipped.

Thinking about the dragonborns being seen as a bad omen with the return of the dragons, being seen as the harbinger of the end.

Thinking about the fact that he's autistic and being touched physically hurts him because it's so overwhelming and unfamiliar and yet he allows that one person to touch him without needing to clarify anything. Thinking about him being so touch repulsed but so touch starved as a result.

Thinking about Miraak becoming human, so many believing that he was stripped of humanity and he ends up being the one who shows the most humanity towards the last dragonborn because of that mutual connection and understanding.

Thinking about my Miraak and my dragonborn seeing the worst monstrosites of mankind during a time of war and yet they are the only ones who are truly human despite their nature, despite them being a figure dressed in rage and tragedy.

Thinking about Miraak not wanting the last dragonborn to martyr themselves for nothing, after witnessing the worst of humanity he truly did not believe that they were worthy of being saved and thus the reason he turned away from his destiny to begin with.

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

Floor Time

options include:

flat on your back and starfish out

facedown, aggressively

on your side hugging a pillow or plushie

L shaped to the wall with feet up wall

whatever the fuck you want

let yourself melt and unclench your jaw

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz