Dale Gribble They Could Never Make Me Hate You

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

oh my god

𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬🎃

I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Solomon smirking is very hot, dont get me wrong. I really like his smug energy and all, he's very cheeky and that is very cute of him. BUT-

HIM GENUINELY SMILING. IS. IS JUST SO PRECIOUS. JUST LOOK AT THIS OLD WIZARD

LIKE, LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S SO CUTE I WILL LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS GUY.....

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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K

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every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

pukicho is this real

I would never, NEVER be caught saying arse, bollocks, dingle, effed, fecked, fellator, f-bomb, fark, focker, farking, f-in, feckwit, fecking, f-nuts, f-r-a-s-s?, or f-u. This limp-dick, sedated, garbage character A.I stuff sucks ass. You captured the essence of nothing. This just screams 'terms and conditions'. pathetic.

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to