I Love How You Can Put Literally Anything In The Tags Except For Commas. You Can Have Whole-ass Ideas

PLEASE SHE'S SO CUTE WHEN YOU THROW A PIKPIK CARROT AT HERRRR SHE GO :O!!!

"syd you're just insane about hands" alright fair but have we considered Miraak with hands scarred and stained in ink. have we considered him scribbling notes on his forearm and his fingers digging into his hair to keep it out of his face. have we considered Miraak doing The Hand Flex because he's absolutely touch starved but he can't make the first move so he's just stuck pining and yearning.

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Reminder to self:

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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