Do You Think The Obey Me Characters Know That Sometime That Some Humans Eat Food That Can Be Considered

My brain had a thought.

The show "two broke girls" but it's Mammon and Satan, them being Caroline and Max.

(the hipster hold up)

Some guy: oh good you're still open.

Mammon: oh. yes we are. what can we get for you?

Guy: everything in the register

Mammon: oh my god. It's a hipster hold up.

Guy: hand it over. I have a gun.

Satan: well I have a death wish so that's not gonna happen.

Look pal.

We work at this cupcake window from 2 to 4, 6 nights a week.

And that is after 8 hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of rich politicians out in...Help me out.

Mammon: Washington.

Satan: what he said. Don't wanna raise. Then, we walk home to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish language Cheerios.

So, no. *Slams hands on the counter*

I am not giving you our hard earned money and if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good. Because if you miss, I will climb over this counter, tear off your head and it will be our new tip jar.

Guy: yeah I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's a 20. Have a good night.

I want to see a fanfic crossover about Obey Me and Love and Deepspace. Sounds interesting.

The MC from Lads would be teleported to Devildom and the story from OM would start and yeah 👍. Caleb is definitely gonna be the most overprotective one out of the five.

I feel like Xavier and belphegor would be sleeping friends

Lucifer would probably enjoy Zayne's company since Zayne is the most mature one out of the five and one of the more intelligent out of the five. (Academic intelligence) {I hope I ain't offending any non-Zayne girlies.}

Xavier and Solomon would most likely try to cook something. But at least Xavier can cook ramen or something, Solomon can't. I'm pretty sure Solomon can somehow burn porridge or water.

Asmodeus would definitely be flirting with all five of them. He would be eyeing them.

Asmo: MC! Why didn't you tell me that your childhood best friend would be such a snack!

MC: Because I know you would flirt with them. 😑

Levi would be too nervous to talk to them. I'm pretty sure all five of them are taller than him, and all of them have a menacing aura to him especially Sylus.

Zayne would most likely be interested in Beel's diet and being able to be so fit.

Idk much about Caleb's lore so idk what to put for him

Rafayel would be friends with Levi since sea creatures and all. I could see Rafayel and Levi talking about the creature. Also I feel like Rafayel and Caleb are the most interested in anime so I'm sure Levi would like to ramble about that with them.

Idk about what to put for sylus. (I'm srry sylus girlies)

Most of the time, MC views their friends and lovers as normal civilians, just people trying to get by. But, of course, there are times where they can't help but remember that they're the elites of the elites.

Lucifer's red eyes are glowing through the shadow casted by the dark alley where a low-level demon thought it would be nice to stand in his path, "Huh?" He mumbled to himself then scoffed "Huh." they sounded the same to you, but the way he looked down at the demon, it surely is different treatment from how he is to you.

It's insane how much Mammon treats other people. Sure, you've come with him to play in the casino before, but this is your first time entering a... Private room. And surely, this is your first time seeing someone, Mammon, go crazy while playing Russian roulette. His beautiful laugh boomed inside the room as his opponent is about to pull the trigger, the suicide shot. "Haaah, shit! This is the type of shit I live for!" He laughed as he nuzzled on your neck while waiting for his opponents brain to scatter on the wall.

You thought Leviathan is just an extreme case of introvertness, but obviously—it's not just that. "Yeah, yeah..." He mumbled, bored, as countless nobles came to greet the head of the navy. But there was this one interesting occurance, a noble that held his hand. Sure his composure was commendable but as soon as the noble turned its back, his hand covered his mouth and you saw a glimpse of him stick his tongue out as if vomiting. Your eyes widened. Soon, maids started hurrying to his side, changing his gloves and spraying his hands with alcohol. "Opportunistic pigs... I hate greed demons." You heard him whisper, obviously not intending for you to hear.

Satan was the type to stay calm and often as a gentleman, maybe to you only. During one meeting between some nobles though, he looked particularly mad. "You sure have a lot to say." He suddenly gave off a threatening smile as he fix his position on the seat, then all of a sudden—splat. That disgusting sound rang on your ears as the head of the noble was blown away and then you saw a familiar tail coming from under the table that pierced the nobles head strong enough for it to blow away.

More incorrect quotes of the owl house but it's obey me characters.

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Lucifer: Oh a surprising peaceful domestic moment, when will it be ruined-

Mammon: LUCIFERRRR!

Lucifer: There it is.

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Solomon: Sorry MC, these vegetables won't cook themselves, yet.

(pours a potion on the veggies that makes the veggies alive and sentient with legs and arms)

Solomon: alright, everybody into the pot.

Veggies: AHHHHH!!! (Runs away)

Solomon: Why do I always think that will work.

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Belphegor: It's just a fancy way to kiss the emperor's...

MC covering Luke's ears with their hands and intensely looking at Belphegor.

Belphegor: Whatever. I'm just here to pick something up.

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Mammon waking up and realizing that today is a monday

Mammon: NOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYY! SCHOOOOOOL!

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Lucifer putting MC in charge of the house.

Lucifer (slowly turning into his demon form and speaks in a menacing tone): if you mess up the house, I will never trust you again.

Lucifer: no pressure. BYEEEEE! (And he flies away)

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Lucifer: Facing GROM means facing your worst fear, Asmo, and I don't think MC knows what that means yet.

...

Lucifer: Do you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?

Asmodeus: Gurl, you could pull off anything. ✨💅

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MC and Luke babysitting baby Satan after an experiment gone wrong.

MC: Ah, there's only one way out of this.

(MC pulls out a knife)

Luke: Gasp!

MC: Apple slices and storytime!

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Solomon: Oh! Here we go! Luke's squeak of rage!

Luke: (Squealing angrily)

Solomon: HAHAHAHA! Ah. He's like a little tea kettle.

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Diavolo: let's try this. (Brings a toy)

Toy: *squeak squeak*

Diavolo: this is a stress toy. Anytime you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze.

Mammon: *squeezing the toy so hard that it dies and explodes*

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Guys, who remembers Slugterra and watched Slugterra when they were a child?

If you were to describe Slugterra (the show and the concept {separately}) in a couple of words what will it be?

I got an idea for a toon in Dandy's world in Roblox. I was thinking about Pebble and wondered about a cat toon so I thought of Cloudy (I am so uncreative for the name) the cat toon. There is no drawing because I can't draw.

The toon is a cloud cat. I pick cloud because Pebble is based on a pebble which is on the ground so I used a cloud since it is in the sky.

Anyways the stats for Cloudy is this:

Heart: ♥️♥️♥️

Skill check: ⭐⭐

Speed: ⭐⭐⭐

Stamina: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Stealth: ⭐⭐⭐

Extraction: ⭐⭐

(is the stats spread fair)

Ability:

Quick feet (passive)

If being chased by twisted, Cloudy will have a quick sprint of energy. Allowing Cloudy to have an increased speed for 3 secs.

Twisted Cloudy

Appearance:

Imagine a thundercloud but it's the shape of a cat.

Rarity: rare

Mechanic: twisted Cloudy will be above floating near the ceiling, sleeping. If you run near the premises or fail a skill track. Cloudy will drop down to the floor and chase whoever ran/fail a skill check. Once out of sight, Cloudy will go back up to the ceiling and sleep again.

Trinket: yarn ball

If being chased by a twisted. The yarn ball will be activated and it will cause the closest twisted that is chasing you to slow down (20% decrease of speed) for 3 secs. Can be used once per floor.

Imagine the Obey Me brothers meet the seven deadly sins from Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel.

Lucifer:

(both of them look at each other as OM.L judges HH.L)

OM.L: You are quite short.

HH.L: At least I don't have trauma from a war. 💢 (Is he OOC, I can't tell but it fits him enough right, idk 🤷)

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Belphegor:

Both of them: ZZZZZZ

*wakes up*

(Half asleep and can't open to their eyes wide)

Both of them: *goes back to sleep* ZZZZZZ

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Beelzebub:

HB.B: Hey beefcake! How's it hanging?

OM.B: *nomming a burger* good.

HB.B: Do you want to join my party? It's gonna be a blast!

OM.B: Not a fan of parties, you should invite my brother Asmodeus, he would gladly join.

*continues munching*

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Asmodeus:

OM.A: Oh. Aren't you a handsome devil.

HB.A: Oh, how flattering. However I have my own love so no thanks.

OM.A: That's ok. I must tell you your outfit is fabulous 🤩. Where did you get such high quality clothing?

HB.A: Well I got these from the store in the Lust ring, you should visit sometime.

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(I don't know how to do the rest of the characters. I hope they are not OOC)

People when someone draws Mammon , Diavolo , Simeon, , Mephisto or Raphael more lightskinned : "This is RACIST!" "They are not white!! 😡😡"

People when someone blackwashes Lucifer , Leviathan , Satan , Asmodeus , Beelzebub , Belphegor , Barbatos , Luke , Solomon or Thirteen : "Omg 😍" "Better then original tbh" "Omg this is so awesome"

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

My brain had a thought.

The show "two broke girls" but it's Mammon and Satan, them being Caroline and Max.

(the hipster hold up)

Some guy: oh good you're still open.

Mammon: oh. yes we are. what can we get for you?

Guy: everything in the register

Mammon: oh my god. It's a hipster hold up.

Guy: hand it over. I have a gun.

Satan: well I have a death wish so that's not gonna happen.

Look pal.

We work at this cupcake window from 2 to 4, 6 nights a week.

And that is after 8 hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of rich politicians out in...Help me out.

Mammon: Washington.

Satan: what he said. Don't wanna raise. Then, we walk home to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish language Cheerios.

So, no. *Slams hands on the counter*

I am not giving you our hard earned money and if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good. Because if you miss, I will climb over this counter, tear off your head and it will be our new tip jar.

Guy: yeah I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's a 20. Have a good night.