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Muck, over the phone, holding his bloody nose: Hey, Malark! We're best friends, right, bro?
Malarkey, sighing: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like.
spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:
Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes.
Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster
“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”
Speirs: I'm very focused.
Lipton: You're not even looking at me right now.
Speirs: I though I saw something shiny
Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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