My Life Is Complete

I laughed way too hard at this

I feel like there's quite a story behind the tags in the "IF YOU ARE BISEXUAL AND..." one...

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

We had Kudzu in our garden! Not purposely, it just took over everything until we went out with a shovel. Don't just cut the vines! That only makes it come back stronger! Follow them to the root source, that was the only way to get rid of it. It wasn't big compared to others I've seen, taking up maybe 15 sq ft? And the main root was the size of my head with an offshoot an inch thick. But it worked!

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

I've also seen that study. Apparently, Super-spunk would be the equivalent of a shotgun shot and would blow right through the top of Lois's skull! Definitely don't forget something like that anytime soon

Ok so remember that argument about Top!Clark Vs. Top!Bruce?

Well I’ve been thinking more about it and you know what I’ve come up with?

They both shouldn’t have sex with each other. Like ever.

Here’s my reasoning.

Top!Clark & Bottom!Bruce

Clark could easily break Bruce’s pelvis/jaw/any other limb that is being used by simply forgetting to be careful (which is kind of easy when you’re going at it. Even love making has its moments.)

Bruce is impatient and likes things his way. So if he wants Clark to go harder or faster or deeper, Clark doesn’t want to disappoint. But what Clark does may feel different on both ends. Bruce might feel like Clark is going too hard, too fast, and too deep but to Clark that’s what Bruce asked. And so they would be battling back and forth about what they want and need.

If Clark has to be careful during everything he does, I really doubt he’s enjoying it like he’s suppose to. Imagine wanting to smack dat ass but you don’t get the satisfaction of really hitting it while your partner is complaining you hit too hard even though you didn’t even try?

Again with the different feelings, maybe Clark is going the right speed for Bruce but Clark may be feeling nothing on his side. He has super senses but the feeling he’s suppose to get during sex needs to be higher than what he feels on a daily basis. (Ex: Feeling a soft item might feel amazing to someone who doesn’t have Clark’s powers but to Clark it’s just that feeling)

If Clark can blow away a building without straining a single vein, who says his spunk ain’t gonna do some damage to Bruce if it’s still inside him, even with Latex wrapped around?

Top!Bruce & Bottom!Clark

Bruce isn’t as strong or as fast so his 100% may feel like his 25% to Clark. Having super senses doesn’t mean everything is super sensed. It just means you feel things differently. He really needs something to jar him to feel that full effect of sex.

doES HE HAVE A PROSTATE?! WHAT SAYS HE EVEN HAS THE SAME HUMAN MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AND EROTIC ZONES!??!

Super butt meets Human dick. That shit gonna get broken into two or get squeezed off.

Clark’s sex drive might be far beyond Bruce’s. Bruce might not be able to satisfy Clark the way he should without knowing it.

What if Clark is riding Bruce? And Clark slams a little too hard?? And Bruce is in agony over his dick but Clark doesn’t realize it because he’s in dick heaven???

Conclusion

They shouldn’t fuck each other but should find other ways of pleasuring each other that doesn’t include penetration.

Here’s some other activities they could do!

Really detailed massages

Oral

Lots and lots of kissing and mouthing

Dirty Talking

Dry humping (Intense cuddling)

Really detailed care (This is more of a kink than anything but I find it hot)

Near by masturbation

These two really shouldn’t fuck. Like ever. Too dangerous and not satisfy.

I honestly just want a Stevonnie fight scene. It's become obvious that Steven and Connie are amazing at combat together, and I can't wait to see the two of them as one against some big baddie

an anon wanted me to post my stevonnie art in one piece so here you go!

Holy crap, it came back to my dash so much better and with Supernatural gifs

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

my favorite genre is “kitchen sink” tbqh. yes i want your metaphysical space opera Gothic haunted house horror-comedy. yes i want your medieval road trip heist mystery. give me time traveling werewolves and noir detective robots teaming up to fight alien supervillains. i want this sundae with every topping in the shop