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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
Athena: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this
Odysseus: Thats the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever heard
Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like
Or
And it can switch in a matter of seconds.
Enjoy noise
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????
Yes
Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today
et tu
the suffering never ends
Can just.... love women?
you need to love trans women. but especially the gals with a deeper voice/don't voice train at all. they are my beloved. like my wife
Fireboy and Watergirl imply the existence of secret character Grassenby
Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth
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EPIC CURSING
"Antinus would be your friend"
-telemacus (probably)
"Little wolf"
-antinus
"Dogs"
-athena
[There's probably more, fell free to add]
– Смотри: я сфинкс….
My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"
Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:
🫳🪨
🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨
So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.
🫳🪷🪷🪷
....but.... why?