Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

lord the peasants are so loud today

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

public service announcement

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

....but.... why?

I’M??? I’M SORRY??

The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???

???????????????

my top ten greek mythology couples

Patroklos and Achilleas

Apollo and Hyacinthus

Odysseus and Penelope

Telemachus and Pisistratus (some say they were lovers, its debatable)

Ares and Aphrodite

Hermes and crocus

Orpheus and Eurydice

Sappho and Ariadne

caeneus (he doesn't need a lover to be on this list, even if he did have a lover OTHER THAN POSEIDON)

hades and Persephone

Dionysos would've been here but i still don't know how factual that he was with hermaphroditus

happy birthday someone