Patroklos and Achilleas
Apollo and Hyacinthus
Odysseus and Penelope
Telemachus and Pisistratus (some say they were lovers, its debatable)
Ares and Aphrodite
Hermes and crocus
Orpheus and Eurydice
Sappho and Ariadne
caeneus (he doesn't need a lover to be on this list, even if he did have a lover OTHER THAN POSEIDON)
hades and Persephone
Dionysos would've been here but i still don't know how factual that he was with hermaphroditus
bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf
rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖
My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.
Can just.... love women?
you need to love trans women. but especially the gals with a deeper voice/don't voice train at all. they are my beloved. like my wife
batman doesn't have a utility belt. it's just his kids hiding under his cape passing him things. like occasionally vindictive toodles passing mousekatools
we have a new truncated decachoron.
Make it popular.
And now I present.
SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!
GO FORTH MY TROOPS!
Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired