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Eury: Why have one partner when you can have five?!

Eury's parents probably: Five?!

Eury: Why have five partners when you can have nine?!

Eury's parents: NINE?!!!

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If I counted correctly, that's seven gods (Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, Ares, Helios, Apollo, Hermes) and three mortals (Odysseus, Polites, and Ctimene) he's involved with. That makes ten people he's involved with...

If Eury ever gets kidnapped or put in some sort of danger by a dumbass (mortal or some other divine being) said dumbass is going to be in TROUBLE.

Oh yeah definitely they are so fucked, there is no holding back with these guys

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Treatise, Manifesto.

(If you know you know)

The feed photo from this video tickles me so much. The different expressions between them are just so dramatic

batman doesn't have a utility belt. it's just his kids hiding under his cape passing him things. like occasionally vindictive toodles passing mousekatools

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my top ten greek mythology couples

Patroklos and Achilleas

Apollo and Hyacinthus

Odysseus and Penelope

Telemachus and Pisistratus (some say they were lovers, its debatable)

Ares and Aphrodite

Hermes and crocus

Orpheus and Eurydice

Sappho and Ariadne

caeneus (he doesn't need a lover to be on this list, even if he did have a lover OTHER THAN POSEIDON)

hades and Persephone

Dionysos would've been here but i still don't know how factual that he was with hermaphroditus

hehehe

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

barbie has a type and it’s just girls with brown/dark hair