Sometimes You Need Dialogue Tags And Don't Want To Use The Same Four

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

”you’re only human!!” okay cool can i not be

you know what day it is?

THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY

AWOOOOOOOOO

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

remember congrats on the ethnostate

turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon