Pure Love

Saturday? No, you misheard me.

Satoadday.

*I'd give everyone ricks*

Alternate universe in which Odysseus is THE polyamorous rizzler and has a wife, boyfriend(positive), and boyfriend(derogatory)

And they all get different nicknames

Penelope - My love

Polites - My light

Diomedes - Parasite.

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

batman doesn't have a utility belt. it's just his kids hiding under his cape passing him things. like occasionally vindictive toodles passing mousekatools