Call me crazy but I really like these two fruity villain dudes. I think they would be prison besties
Happiness Will Come To You.
two lesbian moms and their teenage daughter
we have a new truncated decachoron.
Make it popular.
And now I present.
SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!
GO FORTH MY TROOPS!
just realised there's an owo in coworker and now i can't properly pronounce it anymore
Fireboy and Watergirl imply the existence of secret character Grassenby
hehehe
Orig:
Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in ‘Epic’:
Athena: Father, my friend Odysseus has suffered greatly, please give him a reprieve and let him go home.
Zeus: So you have chosen death.
Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in the Odyssey:
Athena: Father, can you help me free my favourite human? Seems like he’s been there for a long time.
Zeus: No, humans are ungrateful, because this one guy did something bad once.
Athena: Please?
Zeus: No.
Athena: Please?
Zeus: Okay, but let’s wait until your Uncle Poseidon is out of town, he’ll never let me hear the end of it. Is Hermes busy? I can’t be bothered to go over there and you need to give your human’s spawn a pep talk.
normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow