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Eury: Why have one partner when you can have five?!

Eury's parents probably: Five?!

Eury: Why have five partners when you can have nine?!

Eury's parents: NINE?!!!

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If I counted correctly, that's seven gods (Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, Ares, Helios, Apollo, Hermes) and three mortals (Odysseus, Polites, and Ctimene) he's involved with. That makes ten people he's involved with...

If Eury ever gets kidnapped or put in some sort of danger by a dumbass (mortal or some other divine being) said dumbass is going to be in TROUBLE.

Oh yeah definitely they are so fucked, there is no holding back with these guys

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

trick or treat >_0!

pink fairy armadillo

The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth

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