Kissing You On The Forehead

Yikes

Poseidon: I got 543, to your measly 41

Zeus: Ah, but I got all of the ones I sought, where you missed 1 in 6 of yours

Hades enters

Hades: Are you two talking about how many people you've slept with again

Zeus: Nah, we're comparing who did more damage to Odysseus' fleet

Hades: . . .

Hades: You two were behind those souls!?

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

Tiny mushrooms photographed by Max Mudie

Iridescent wild mushroom. Photographed by damontighe on ig ♡

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Athena: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this

Odysseus: Thats the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever heard

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser