Latest Posts by oyamamahiron - Page 2

Speedrunner Mahiro

Mahiro: Hey Momiji wanna see something cool ?

Momiji: oh?

Mahiro grabs Momiji's hand, accidentally making her blush, and then she crosses the forsaken city in under a minute

Momiji extremely confused: MAHIRO-CHAN?!?!?!

Mahiro: Im not finished yet!!!

Then she ignores the campfire, skipping the dream, and a very annoyed Badhiro appears

Badhiro: Hey at the very least allow me to-

Mahiro: Sorry no time, come here

Mahiro then grabs Badhiro and drags her too around the whole mountain

the screams of Badhiro and Momiji can be heard all around the mountain

and sadly no pie was made

The "boys" and yuri

At a short distance, Miyo's can be heard yuri rambling, not being subtle as usual

Yuta: Yuri huh ? have you ever read yuri manga Minato ?

Minato: Mmmh no yet, though i saw some interesting ones the other day

Yuta: Should we give it a shot ?

Minato : Sure!

.........

They read the summer you were there*

Yuta holding back tears: that was nice.. sniff

Minato: .... i wish i was yuri....

Yuta: me too....

Minato: ...

Yuta: ...

Yuta: wait what

FINALLY!!! I KNOW WHICH QUOTE TO ADAPT NEXT

Momiji and height difference

* insert random time skip that would make Momiji taller *

Mahiro looking up: Hey Momiji!

Momiji: Yes Mahiro-chan ?

Mahiro smugly: How's the weather up there ? hehe

Momiji without missing a bit: I dont know! how about you come here and find out ?

Mahiro: Wha-

Momiji picks up Mahiro with ease, making it so they are eye to eye

Mahiro: Nnemwmtlkejtk??!?!?

Momiji: Soooo, how's the weather up here Mahiro-chan :]?

Mahiro: WHATEVER PUT ME DOWN

Nemu adventures!!!!

Its an average summer day, the sunlight blinding for the tired eyes of our protagonist. Luckily she has her eyes closed, because the sleepiness its never ending. unluckily she crashed with a metal pole.

Nemu: ow

The end.

butch momiji x hyperfemme mahiro

I have art ideas

be warned

Momiji: Soooo... you come here often ?

Mahiro: Momiji this is my room

Momiji: You are dodging the question Mahiro-chan~

Mahiro: Well.. i guess ??

Momiji: ....

Mahiro: ....

Mahiro: You forgot what came next right ?

Momiji: .....yeah

Asahi and changes in perspective

Asahi: Miyo-chin!! I got a question!!!

Miyo: Oh?

Asahi: Why are suddenly prettier than before ?

Miyo: PFFFFF COUGH cough... i think i miss heard you Asahi

Asahi: Why are you prettier than before :0?

Miyo blushing: Oh you.. actually- I- you what???

Asahi: Its really weird because im sure you werent always this pretty ? but now i wanna hug you a lot and stare at you Miyo-chin :0. So what did you do :00?? is it your hair :0?

Miyo: MNfksbflw fns flwnflwbgo2jfpwbxlbtobfnwlgbk,!?@?%*×(%&

The rest of the gang enter the room and see Miyo being more Miyo than usual

Mahiro: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!??!

Nayuta: I think Asahi happened

C-sides

Mahiro: THIS IS THE GOOD ONE

Momiji: Mahiro- chan you've said that countless times already.... shouldnt you take a break ?

Badhiro: Trust us Momiji this is important

Momiji: Important?

Mahiro: We need the piss heart Momiji.

Momiji: ... huh ?

Badhiro: Its a heart... piss colored, piss heart

Momiji:... why do you want a piss heart ?

Mahiro and Badhiro: * Blushes *

Momiji: ??????????

Minato and a realisation

Tv: The revolutionary permanent gender swap drug, with its lead researcher Mihari Oyama wil be.....

Minato: Thats awesome..... finally an easy and perma-..... did he say Oyama ?

Minato looks closely to the tv and see's a very familiar face that sometimes she saw with Mahiro

Minato: No way.... thats Oyama's sister ?!?!?!

Minato: What a wild coincidence.....

Suddenly an early memory of Mahiro going to the men's bathroom by mistake, yet looking used to it, came back to Minato

Minato: ....wait-

Mahiro and good work

Chitose: I guess you're wondering why Nayuta brought you here

Mahiro: Im not going to jail.... right ?

Chitose: Mahiro its been years already no one is going jail.... well maybe Mihari but thats her own problem

Mahiro: so...?

Chitose: Since you became a core part for the gender drug development i thought you deserved a reward so here

Chitose drops a figurine on Mahiro's hand

Mahiro: What.. what is this ?

Chitose: Thats a little version of me Mahiro, i want you to have it

Mahiro: First the stickers and now this.... i dont really want this-

Nayuta: Can i have it :0?

The rewards of Capitalism

Mihari: Its been a month already.. i wonder how they are handling themselves...

Kaede: they are probably alright, Tom nook is an old friend he know what he's doing

Mihari: I cant believe Tom Nook is real....

Kaede: And i cant believe you made the anti gender disphoria drug a reality and somehow really cheap at the same time

Mihari: Im a professional at force fem- ITS THAT A WHOLE CITY ?!?!?!?

at a distance the island become visible and in contrast to how it looked a month ago its gained multiple buildings and roads

Kaede: Well at least we know they are alright ?

Mihari: I refuse to believe they did all that

Kaede: Well Tom Nook really helps out a lot for the right price-

Mihari: EXACTLY MY POINT, MAHIRO CHAN IS A LAZY BUM BY NATURE

Mahiro is pushed into capitalism

Mahiro: Ugh... this is the worst....

Momiji: really ? i think this place is really nice!

Mahiro: They sent us to a random island in who knows where...

Momiji: its a really pretty island!

Mahiro: We had 0 planning and now a human sized tanuki gave us a debt in exchange of housing

Momiji: He seemed nice

Mahiro: And now we gotta somehow pay that debt while living off the island....

Momiji: Well.. at least we share a tent!

Mahiro:..... sigh... yeah i guess so

New chapter on the incorrect onimai short stories hehe

So uh Ao3 Am i right ?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64132153

GO READ (if you want ofc) THE ONIMAI CELESTE AU FIC BY @/miyomurosaki

its very cool :3 (didnt know if i should tag you directly so uh ye)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63964924/chapters/164072395

What if i make a fic thats just short stories based from the Incorrect onimai posts ?

Excluding the celeste au cause someone else is already writting something very pog about that

but like it would be nice to expand on the ideas, since the format i use for the posts is very simple and doesnt allow for much

Plot twist 2(?

Nemu: oh i also had a christmas date with Mahiron, it was rather long (she is talking about videogames)

Momiji: .... you what.

Nodoka grabs Nemu's shoulder: its that so~?

Nemu: I feel like im in danger

.......

Mahiro meanwhile chatting with the gang

Mahiro: Why do i hear boss music ?

Momiji at a distance:MAHIROOOOOOO-CHAAAAAAN!!!!!

Nayuta: rip bozo

Plot twist

Nemu: It was me Momiji....

Momiji: No... you didnt....

Nemu: I WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED MAHIRON!!!

Momiji: NOOOOOOOO

Nodoka: Lets defeat her Momiji

Nemu: Nodoka? why are you on her side?

Nodoka:..... no reason

Nodoka whispers to Momiji: Lets make them get a divorce.

Momiji: YEAH!!

Mahiro: Um.... whats going on :D?

Blind Mahironi

She gamed so hard she got blind

Miyo approves the new look though

Lgbtq+

Mahiro: We need a group name

Nayuta: What for ?

Asahi: Because its cool!!!

Momiji: YEAHHH we need a cool name

Miyo: Maybe we could be called the 5 lillies?

Mahiro: ... any reason why?

Miyo: i like.....flowers

Mahiro: Right....

Mihari: You guys are the skittle's squad

Kaede: pfff, yeah i can see that honestly

Mahiro: Skittle's?

Nayuta: I think its because we are Lgbtq+

Mahiro: .... whats that ?

The whole group looks at Mahiro with confusion

Mahiro : w-what?

Kaede: She doesnt know ??!?!

Mihari: sigh... yeah that one is on me, i dont know why im suprised

the way i'm already thinking of Idol Stuff easter eggs i could add to chapter 4 of the celestefic because of Chigusa replacing mr. Oshiro even though I'm only on writing chapter 2 (technically chapter 1 after the prologue)

thinking that idol stuff's Momiji is an aunt to Onimai Momiji and Chigusa mentions Tsurara in conversation and Momiji chimes in with "Oh, doesn't she work at the parfait place now?"

or Hisaki gets mentioned and Mahiro shudders as she remembers her first lingerie store visit "overly excited to do bra fitting..." kinda jokingly and Chigusa mentions Raika as Hisaki's girfriend poking fun at Momiji and Mahiro and they're both just awkwardly blushing off to the side

Yuri 2 ?!?!?!?

Aoi: If yuri is so awesome, why havent they invented Yuri 2 ????

Miyo: Well-

Conveniently Momiji enters the classroom with Mahiro and Badhiro at each side

Miyo: There it is! Yuri 2 !!!!

Aoi: ... huh!?!?!?!?

Changing

Miyo: Yuri you say ???....

Miyo looks at the window, nostalgia all over her face

Miyo: i was yuri once......

Asahi: Then what are you now Miyo-chin ?

Miyo hugging Asahi tightly: Down bad.

B-sides

Badhiro: Just give it up...

Mahiro: NEVER

Badhiro: You've been dying for hours.....

Mahiro: I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING.

Badhiro: This is not a game.

Mahiro: .... but i want to get all the hearts....

Badhiro: .... Ugh... fine.

Mahiro: Hehe you guessed my plan ?

Badhiro: We share feelings, of course i did

Chitose at a distance: .. how do i tell her she will need to use those later......

THE AU KEEPS GROWING!!!!! AWESOME ART HOLYYYYY

Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all

the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them

Celeste 3 on the mirror temple

Mahiro: So. why do you look like that?

Badhiro: Like what huh ?

Mahiro: You know how.

Badhiro: Oh~? you mean like your TRUE self ? is that it ?

Mahiro: Thats not-

Badhiro: Oh but it is ? i mean you have said it yourself multiple times, haven't you ?

Mahiro: I-

Badhiro: What ? dont tell me you dont want your comarade anymore ? you wound us..

Mahiro:...... and what if i dont?

Badhiro: Tch, as if. Can you even handle exposing the truth ? you think you can ignore us forever ?

Mahiro:.......

Mahiro silently starts looking for Momiji

Badhiro: Pathetic.

Celeste 4 accepting oneself and the benefits

Mahiro accepts Badhiro as a part of herself, obtaining her double jump and also....

Badhiro: Huh.. i finally look like us... i like this

Mahiro: You look like me but goth.

Badhiro: well i like purple, it reminds me of the bite of 87

Mahiro: Oh cmon dont start....

Momiji appears screaming and running to Mahiro, worried after seeing her fall

Momiji: MAHIROOO-CHAN !!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY !?!?!

Badhiro: !! She is back :o

Mahiro: She really is suprising....

Badhiro: Yeah....

Momiji: !!!!!! TWO MAHIRO-CHANS?!?!?!?

Chitose appearing out of nowhere in particular: calm down Momiji i can expla-

Momiji: THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!

Mahiro and Badhiro: ..... O///O

i really like that, despite her self persception, Mahiro is well liked by most people. Even those who know her past self think well of her and only do overall harmless remarks because of the absurdity of her situation (mostly getting deaged and fitting right in with her new peers).

Like her smile its a literal flash bang and she was capable of making practically her whole class incredibly fond of her

truly the best girl ever