Number 1 own-home security guard. Gaming. Onimai Fanblog, mostly incorrect onimai posting
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Just a piece based of the Celeste game cover art :3
Had fun doing it and I feel proud of it hehe
Celeste 3 on the mirror temple
Mahiro: So. why do you look like that?
Badhiro: Like what huh ?
Mahiro: You know how.
Badhiro: Oh~? you mean like your TRUE self ? is that it ?
Mahiro: Thats not-
Badhiro: Oh but it is ? i mean you have said it yourself multiple times, haven't you ?
Mahiro: I-
Badhiro: What ? dont tell me you dont want your comarade anymore ? you wound us..
Mahiro:...... and what if i dont?
Badhiro: Tch, as if. Can you even handle exposing the truth ? you think you can ignore us forever ?
Mahiro:.......
Mahiro silently starts looking for Momiji
Badhiro: Pathetic.
MY PEN RAN OUT OF BATTERY AND IM SO CLOSE TO FINISHINGTHE ONIMAI CELESTE ART
Yapping
Momiji: Hey Mahiro-chan!!! have you ever played a game called hollow knig-
Mahiro grabs Momiji by the shoulders
Momiji: M-mahiro-chan ?
Mahiro menacingly: Yes. why do you ask ?
Momiji: Well i saw an interesting video and i wanted to ask you about who the hollow knight is-
Mahiro drags Momiji into her room, turn on her pc and a power point presentation called "Hollow knight lore" appears
Mahiro: SO IT ALL STARTED WITH-
and so Mahiro yapped to Momiji for 5 straight hours, luckily Momiji is a gayass so she enjoyed it
Blind
Momiji appears after some time without seeing Mahiro, her hair longer than normal.
Momiji: Mahirooo-chan!!!!
Mahiro: .... um who D:?
Momiji: !!!! Its Momijiiiiii
Mahiro: !!!! Momiji!!! you look different ?!?!
Momiji: Well my hair did grew a bit, thought its that all that it takes for you to not recognize me ?
Mahiro: ... well i honestly have trouble remembering faces.. so i tend to rely on everything else-
Mihari: Thats the tism.
Mahiro: HEY!
Mihari: Its true though
Mahiro: well maybe im just blind!!
Mihari: You are too
Mahiro: !!!!! HUH?
Mihari: I noticed a long time ago, thats why a slip eye medicine too in your drug
Mahiro:.... can you stop putting random stuff in my food ?
Mihari: Hehe whoopsie
The idea of blind Mahiro came out in a convo with @/bernadettafireemblem3houses and it is a good idea so might aswell use it for the incorrect quotes
Miyo's yuritastic adventures
Aoi: So you are finally here Miyo
Miyo: Indeed, today we will learn which of us holds the absolute truth
Aoi: I will show you the power of BL and you will lose.
Miyo pins Aoi to a wall: Wouldnt you like to experience yuri before that ?
Aoi: !!!
And then Miyo wakes up from her dream
Miyo: ... hmph
The end...?
yes i am kinda talking to myself but it is kinda funny!!!
did i create a third blog only for 1 joke ? ..... yup!!!
did i create a third blog only for 1 joke ? ..... yup!!!
M-Momiji Hozuki am i right ?
so uh.... Mahiro Oyama am i right ?
Its kinda funny and also a bit sad that the first impression of onimai tends to be really bad because of how insane the plot is on paper and how normal it is for those kinds of plots to turn into a bit into the disgusting side, and yet the story its really freaking solid and despite some less than ideal jokes (that are at their worst on the anime mostly so if you are a manga reader it isnt bad enough to feel disgusted) the manga its really genuine and heart warming and the transgender coding being all over the story makes it just such a gem
realisation
Minato: Im transgender :D
Mahiro: Wats dat ?
Minato explains to Mahiro the trans of the gender
Mahiro:.... huh so like me then?
Minato: yes?... wait what?
Mahiro:..... oh......OHHHHHHHHH
Minato: Um.....Oyama ?
Mahiro: I WAS A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME ??!?!?!?!
Minato: ... um yes ? were you not before ?
Mahiro: !!! oh um...... its... complicated, ANYWAYS i gotta go scream at my big sister now. thanks for the eye opening information!!!! oh and also cute haircut! well anyhow byeeeeeeeeee
Mahiro runs off into the distance and after some minutes a faint "MIHARI!!" can be heard all over town
Minato: ...... well i guess Yuta isnt the only slow one ?
My fav part about writting Mahiro its that she is so dumb and naive sometimes despite wanting to prove she is cool and awesome
she is like a pathetic dog
Dense and stubborn
10 years later
Mahiro: You know Mihari? i just realised its been a while since i last had an accident with the drug
Mihari: Maybe its because you stopped taking the drug 5 years ago ?
Mahiro:... huh?
Mihari: Mahiro.... i gave you a permanent version 5 years ago and you never quite cared enough to notice
Mahiro: WHAT?!?!?!??
Mihari: here.
Mihari sends a link to Mahiro
Mahiro: transgender?
Mihari: just... just look it up...please
DAYUM, ONCE AGAIN COOKING SOME GREAT ART!!!!
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
Butcher Vanity reference !??!! Such a banger song
I’m a responsible student
Mihari its goated dont get me wrong
But realistically what she did had so much potential to end up being very cruel to Mahiro, like particulalry if something wrong happened during school.
Mahiro felt like such a pervert already and if she also lost her first friends in so long because of a situation she was forced to she wouldnt just go back to being a neet, the potential damage was so much worse that im glad onimai its a silly chill manga
Mihari the force fem goat but she is lucky she isnt on a tragedy manga
Onimai Celeste Au
The fall.
This Au might posses me soon
Mahiro with the silly cloak and braids and the neet Badhiro are @miyomurosaki ideas!!!
Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all
the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them
truly an skill issue tbh
one of my weakness as an artist its that my style is inconsistent af
ALL OF MY ONIMAI ART LOOKS SO DIFERENT FROM EACHOTHER
Like the 3 serious MomiMahi art are inconsistent enough to be noticiable but the shitposts i do for the @oyamamahiron blog are just another level of inconsistency dear god
GOATED ART!!!!!!!!
the christmas cloak is one of the best Mahiro outfits in my eyes also OMG THE SILLIES LOOK SO CUTE?!?!?!?!?
Celeste
Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...
Badhiro: Hey
Mahiro: Oh hey!
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:....
Mahiro: Wait what.
!!!!!!
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
Jail
Random inmate: So.. why are you here huh ?
Mihari: I forced feminized and de-aged my older brother and sent her to school
Inmate: .... why
Mihari: Well it sounded like a good idea at the time, she really needed to get out of her room somehow and well she really had some egg vibes you know ?
The inmate moves far away from Mihari while looking utterly confused
Meanwhile Kaede after hearing the news
Kaede: I dont know how to feel about the fact im not suprised.....
Mahiro worrying of going to jail and feeling like a pervert when she isnt doing anything at all is real af but also realistically Mihari would be the one going to jail
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
!!!!! goated idea
Celeste
Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...
Badhiro: Hey
Mahiro: Oh hey!
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:....
Mahiro: Wait what.
Wait why does Mahiro's and Madeline's hair kinda look similar in shape
Celeste
Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...
Badhiro: Hey
Mahiro: Oh hey!
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:....
Mahiro: Wait what.
Mahiro is bridget flavor
Minato is Madeline flavor