Number 1 own-home security guard. Gaming. Onimai Fanblog, mostly incorrect onimai posting
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Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic
Mahiro likes them both
Nayuta likes Metal Sonic
Miyo likes Surge and Amy
Momiji: Are you the silliest because you are Mahiro Oyama or are you Mahiro Oyama because you are the silliest?
Mahiro:.......
Mahiro: You watched Jujutsu Kaisen didnt you.
Momiji: Hehehe
Forming a team part 2
Yuta: Hey!
Minato: Oh hey-
Yuta: I need you.
Minato: Wha-HUH?!?!?!?
Yuta picks a flustered Minato up
Yuta:LETS GOOOOO!!!
......
Mahiro: They got you too huh....
Minato: I got bamboozled....
I kinda stole the addition of Minato from @/miyomurosaki so ye
Mahiro in a different universe
Mahiro: Good morning :D!!!
Momiji: Buenos dias Mahi !
Mahiro: Huh ?
Nayuta: Que pasa Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Sorry um, could you repeat that ?
Asahi: Oigan por que Mahiro esta hablando ingles ?
Nayuta: Quiza se cree gringa
Mahiro: Um???
Momiji: Dejenme probar algo
Momiji: Oye Mahi, te ves bonita hoy ;]
Mahiro: Uhhh.. yes ?
Miyo: Oooh, una pareja con una barrera de lenguajes...... esto tiene potencial
Mahiro: So uh.... whats going on >_>??
Nayuta: I think you forgot how to speak spanish
Mahiro: SPANISH?!?!?
Momiji: Hablas ingles ?
Nayuta: Hehe ;>
Its so fun to think about scenarios of the gang, they are random and a bit unfunny but its fun nonetheless ^v^
Miyo gets isekai'd
Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway
Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-
Momiji: sorry what was that ?
Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER
Momiji: HEY thats so rude
Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!
Mahiro: D:!!!
Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble
Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?
Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-
Momiji looks at Mahiro
Mahiro: ?
Momiji: Huh, yeah that works
Mahiro: wait wha-
And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!
Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?
Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING
Asahi: So no kisses :(?
Miyo: I didnt say-
Asahi: Yay :D
And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw
the end.
Forming a team
Asahi: Mahiron!
Momiji: Mahiro!
Mahiro: Wha- yes ?
Momiji: We are asembling a crew
Asahi: Join our crew Mahiron!!
Mahiro: :D? what for ?
Momiji: Baske-
Asahi: You need to go ballin Mahiron!
Mahiro: Haha what ?
Momiji: You are the only one of us who can double jump Mahiro
Asahi: Come on!!!!
Mahiro: WAIT?!?!?
Playing dnd
Nayuta: You see a lamia and-
Miyo: Can i?-
Nayuta: Roll for charisma.
Miyo rolls the dice: .....natural 20
Nayuta:........ you manage to charm and seduce the lamia and she allows you all to continue your journey
Miyo: Can she-
Nayuta: The lamia is too busy to go with you.
Miyo: Awwww
Mahiro: Miyo.... our party already has 15 extra members thanks to you.... its.. its not that big of a dea-
Momiji: I dont think that will work Mahiro..
Asahi: I CAST FIREBALL AT THE LAMIA
Miyo: WHAT!!?!?!
Nayuta: roll for an attack
Asahi: .... i got a 20!
Nayuta: she dies.
Miyo: NOOOOOOOO
Mihari: Isnt this a bit overkill?
Mahiro: This is all your fault Mihari, im not having legal troubles for a dead man
Mihari: hmph
Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?
Mihari: Oh thats.... well-
Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.
Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?
Mahiro: We sold him to science.
Kaede looks at Mihari
Mihari:... its... true
the gang playing minecraft
Mahiro: Um, why is there a bed next to mine ?
Momiji: Oh that one is mine!!... i just uh.. wanted to use the space efficiently.. yeah
Asahi: Oh i want to put my bed near there too!!!
Asahi hit the ground too hard while trying to escape Miyo
Miyo: whoopsie! i miss clicked
Nayuta made the advacement [Free the end].
Mahiro:HUH?!?!?
Nayuta: now the real game begins >:).
Nayuta: Full house!!
Asahi: Nice try Nayutan!! but i evolve my combusken into a blaziken with 3 energies
Momiji: You fool, I SUMMON EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
Mahiro: Momiji, roll for perception
Momiji: Oh okay ? ..... i got a 10
Mahiro: She doesnt notice, Miyo roll for a suprise attack
Miyo:..... i got natural 20
Mahiro: Miyo hits a critical strike, your exodia dies
Momiji: HUH??!?!
Mihari: What are you all playing.....
Mahiro: Well we had all this incomplete game sets so we are kinda improvising
First day of Uni with the gayasses!
decided to post incorrect onimai art here instead than my main so ye, forgive my poor handwritting kejgkfgn
Mahiro after exploring the internet
Mahiro: I cant believe this.......
Mihari: What happened?!?!
Mahiro: Mihari.... they... they...
Mahiro breathes before speaking: they turned me into a marketable plushie!!!!!
Mihari with 10 Mahiro plushies in her plushie closet: Im.... aware
Mahiro: I... i... i want some :(
Mihari: Huh ?
Mahiro: Its a little me Mihari!!!! The posibilities are endless!!!
Mihari: Its because Momiji's birthday isnt it.
Mahiro:..... no
Mihari:
Mahiro:
Mahiro: Okay fine yeah it is......
Mihari: Heh
Momiji: Is she stronger than you Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Good question hm..
Mahiro: If Nayutan were to go all out it might give me a little trouble
Asahi: But would you lose ?
in front of them, Nayuta is waiting to arm wrestle Mahiro
Mahiro: Nah... I'd win
Miyo: Um Mahiro you already lost
Mahiro:.... damn it
if we take the anthology a new question appears
What would happen if Mahiro takes the fem then the masc then the fem again and and so on ? the normal answer would be that she goes back but since the anthology made Mahiro turn into a masc version of fem Mahiro and not go back the base Mahiro, then wouldnt that imply that she would become the fem version of the masc version of the fem version of original Mahiro ?!?!?!
Mihari develops the forcemasc drug
Mahiro: This is so cool!!! though i have a question
Mihari: mmh?
Mahiro: What would happen if i take both versions of the drug ?
Mihari: Your body takes a screenshot.
Mahiro: oh i see.... HUH ?!?!
Mihari develops the forcemasc drug
Mahiro: This is so cool!!! though i have a question
Mihari: mmh?
Mahiro: What would happen if i take both versions of the drug ?
Mihari: Your body takes a screenshot.
Mahiro: oh i see.... HUH ?!?!
When Mihari becomes succesful thanks to the development of the gender drug (like fr that would be such a breakthrough) she really would have an awkward time any time someone asks for her motivation, like girl skipped years just to forcefem her once brother and im fairly certain that would not be a wise thing to ever admit.
I like to believe that all the old person references Mahiro does are just because she is terminally online
headcanon obvis but like it allows me to post MomiMahi and sleep at night (and also im sorry but Mahiro's mental age doesnt fit the canon but that is such a difficult conversation because im just dumb so im gonna stick to my head canon instead when posting be warned people)
I think Onimai would be so much worse if Mahiro wasnt a neet at the start, even if they are just some glimpses and not the full scope, relating to Mahiro's struggles during the manga are one of the things that made me get so attached to it as a whole.
Mahiro Oyama its my favorite female character in media (even if the manga might never cross the gap of defining Mahiro fully as a girl) and i am excited to see where her journey will lead her.
MomiMahi kabedon but its just their usual sillyness
Momiji: *pins Mahiro to a wall*
Mahiro: um.. Momiji ?
Momiji panicking because she didnt plan anything: YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Mahiro: EH ?!?!
Momiji going with the flow: AND ALSO VERY PRETTY
Mahiro: HUH ?!?!? O////O
Momiji: AND... AND YOU ARE FUNNY
Mahiro: >////<?!?!?!
Momiji rambling: AND ...AND YOUR INTEREST ARE FUN !!!AND PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU IS GREAT AND YOU BRIGHTEN THE ROOM!!! AND AND(....)
20 mins later
Nayuta: What are they doing ?
Asahi: uhh a talking competition ?
in front of them Mahiro is melting and still pinned against a wall by a Momiji who locked herself on a gay rambling, and miyo its on the floor.
sobbing....
Mahiro playing pokemon
Mihari: i always wondered, what are your favorite pokemon ?
Mahiro: Hatterene, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Togekiss, Primarina and Gallade
Mihari: um... have those been always your favorites ?
Mahiro: Mm if you exclude the newer ones then yeah more or less!
Mihari: * pats Mahiro on the shoulder* cant believe it took this long to notice....
Mahiro: Eh ?
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Im a firm believer that Mahiro took good care of her pokemon with all the mechanics that allowed her to, like the Pokemon XY mechanic to pet them and feed them was her favorite but she never admitted it
Maybe i should learn how to 3d model and mod Mahiro into Super mario 64
Happy Birthday, Mahiro Oyama!
Happy birthday Mahiro!
The way it’s both mahiro oyama’s birthday and my irl best friend’s birthday has to be a sign right?
I would post photos of my bff but i can’t because that’d be an invasion of privacy and i love him /p and i wont put his face on socials