If I Was A Little Kitty And You Were A Little Kitty Would You Touch Noses With Me To Say Hi

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

Hopping on the weirdly specific poll train!

The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image

When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

The devs probably added gloom hands because after a month people stopped being scared of guardians so they decided to remind us what true fear is

Piers Morgan: haha snowflakes!

Also Piers: *gets offended by vegan sausage rolls*

what it feels like to play lorelei and the laser eyes

Reblog this with your star sign and your favorite book in Phase 1 of Skulduggery Pleasant in the tags. It’s for science

her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...