Can I Request A Pei Ming Please?

does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird

Also deadass what were the critics on when they said the movie has too much plot, this is literally the most simple easy to understand story in fnaf history

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

Kenspeckle, giving Valkyrie an eye test:Can you please read this for me?

Valkyrie who has skipped god knows how much school: No I cannot. What's up I'm Valkyrie I'm 13 and I never fuckin learned how to read

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Aliases: GirlOManyFandoms or people call me Lilith or Rosaline on the Skulduggery Pleasant discord

Birthday: September 8th

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5"7ish

Hobbies: Reading, watching films, using Tumblr far too much

Favourite colour: Shade of green used for Slytherin

Favourite book: Skulduggery Pleasant- Death Bringer

Last movie I saw: Rocky Horror Show

Inspiration: Whatever pops into my head

Tagging: @choose-your-own-name @bagels-almost-definitely-exist

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1. aliases: sam

2. birthday: jan, 20th 

3. zodiac: aquarius 

4. height: 4′11 ,,, please let me grow

5. hobbies: drawing, playing piano and watching horror movies :D

6. fav colour: green or light pink ! :o

7. favourite book: i really love A Series Of Unfortunate Events ! i love the whole entire series 

8. last song i listened to: whore by in this moment

9. last movie i saw: queen & slim ! it was lowkey really good , i recommend it :o

10. muse(s) or inspirations: im pretty inspired by anything, if a cutesy song comes on then im inspired by that or by outfits i see?? i dunno i get inspired by random things :’D

ill tag hmmm @miseryunplugged @thotfrnk @murdrscne (you dont have to do this but ! have fun)

i always thought ‘stalwart’ meant mildewy

what a fucking year this week has been

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...

Tears of the Kingdom is fun