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Yume Nikki Month Day Two and Three

ooh boy am I behind, 

Poniko is a gal and please let your dreamers wear pajamas to bed. 

Me: Morgo is a bad guy who literally eats children

My lizard brain: SKULL DAD! SKULL DAD! SKULL DAD!

being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

The music for this stream is fantastic! Just absolute bops, im so happy even if i miss the science pals. Gosh I hope it becomes available after the stream ends

Jonelias was literally made in a lab to drive me insane. Weird religious undertones. Constant manipulation. Villains exception in the worst way possible. The only one who could possibly understand what Jon's going through and it's the absolute worst person to do it. They are bound forever and there is no way to undo it. Weird undertones everywhere you look. They piss each other off constantly. They're the only ones who actually know this much about each other, and it means they can hurt each other in ways nobody else can. There's even weird mind reading. Perfect dynamic, no notes.

Some little dudes

I just had an epiphany

Erik was the first Nice Guy. He even wears a fedora

tried explaining star wars fandom to my dad and settled on the simile that sw is too big and fucked up to know everything and you sort of have to choose a major like mando lore studies or jedi lineage trees and then we all come together but do not get along just like real academia. anyway what’s ur major

My old school once covered up a serious hazing incident and (unrelatedly) still wont fire the history teacher that walks around slapping his hands with a metal base ball bat and once grabbed a girl by the back of her neck to make a metaphor about the British seizing american ports.

In 3rd grade I got this big award in front of the whole school for ‘most improved’ and I keep thinking about it b/c

It was named after a kid who died in a tractor accident and apparently had behavioral issues that were getting better? the school somehow decided the most tasteful way to honor his memory was with a ‘most improved’ award, and then to hand it out annually to elementary school students, who definitely wouldn’t be creeped out at all to receive something named after a kid who died tragically.

I only got it because I finally had a teacher who knew how to help with/ my learning disorders. And both of my siblings (with similar issues) went on to receive the exact same reward when they were also in Mrs. D’s class. Like, if problem children are repeatedly improving after switching to a new classroom environment, maybe they weren’t the problem in the first place. Maybe get these kids help sooner. (Man, I flipping loved Mrs. D)

The person on the stage had to call my name twice because I wasn’t paying attention. Someone had to tap me on the shoulder. I think I was reading.

It was a pretty weird situation. I still kept the plaque though.

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