My Music Is Not Distracting, Because What U Did Not Know Was That I Know This Song And I No Longer Need

I was talking to my brother about some of my stuffed animals, and I realised that I unintentionally made them pretty diverse. So far we have

• a lesbian alpaca

• a pyromaniac nonbinary sheep with he/they pronouns

• a gay eldritch abomination disguised as a bear

• an aroace immortal sheep in a constant state of childhood innocence despite its previous canon lore of being known for manipulative tactics (all for good reasons)

• and the ally teddy bear

There was once a time where I would respond to my mother calling my name by asking "what did I do?" because the only reason she would be calling me is if I had done something wrong. It's not that she would ignore me or something during other times, she just always thought I was doing something wrong.

My dude just brought a bag of sausages to work for lunch. Not even in their regular packaging, just a large ziplock bag of sausages.

What a legend.

No I am definitely not writing a character that’s aromantic so that I can have someone to project on, why would anyone think that that’s a ridiculous notion

I got something from the vending machine at work again today, and I noticed that it seems slot 66 always has something red. Last time, it was a cherry pie. Today, it was a strawberry-jam-filled honey bun. Behind the honey bun was a package of two raspberry Twinkies. I will keep updating if I notice any more changes.

My friend and I were talking about lunch and what snacks we wanted, and I asked if she was allergic to anything. She said “cats” and tbh that was a rather horrifying moment before I realised she didn’t mean for eating.

I want to go to sleep today. Why? Because I want to dream.

Miyamura cut his hair and I am DEVASTATED. sob sob sob I will never financially recover from this

One of the advantages of being a child is that you can say your honest opinion, and people will believe it is an honest opinion. Now that I’m older, I can no longer tell the two wonderful women who had dinner with us that they looked like an elvish princess and a fairy queen, because they would think I’m being over the top and not genuine.

“good 4 u” by Olivia Rodrigo but platonically, because I’m still mad at my ex-best friend.