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headcanons about the Weasley family (extended)

Percy is autistic but was not diagnosed until he was twenty-three, which was when he began attending a muggle psychologist for the war (the man was a squib)

She also kept her autism totally a secret, mainly because she hasn't even processed that she has the disorder

Fred is alive, but most of us have that headcanon

Ron enjoys being taller than the twins, because they can be two against one, but he is a head tall.

The 6 brothers have agreed that they had never seen their mother so angry, like when she found out that Percy smoked

Percy once found a box of old clothes in the attic, this turned out to be clothes from her uncles Fabian and Gideon. She tried it on, having no idea about this and when I come down to lunch, Molly started crying, because Percy was the spitting image of her brothers

Charlie has a dragon skin jacket that he never wears, because he was given it as a gift and he would rather not wear the skin of the animals that he cares for.

The Weasleys only found out about Percy's autism, because he had an autistic breakdown, it must be said that after that everyone made sure to investigate everything they could about autism, so they could help Percy if something like a breakdown happened again

Ron lived in an apartment in muggle london with Harry and Hermione during the post-war years.

Arthur like percy is autistic but was not diagnosed until molly researched autism and saw that many of the autism symptoms fit both percy and arthur

George and fred took some courses on medimagia after the war

After the war, the extended Weasley family enjoys playing Quidditch every Sunday in the morning.

Percy is in a relationship with Oliver

Percy and oliver adopted molly and lucy, and fred and george are their godparents respectively, while their godmothers are katie bell and angelina jonhson

Bill enjoys telling Muggle stories about the Egyptian pyramids, to children, and everyone loves Uncle Bill's stories, because he knows many illusion spells to make it look like they are inside a real pyramid.

Harry and Hermione managed to buy a movie player, to watch Muggle movies in the burrow

When teddy was little he used to wear his hair the same shade of red as the weasleys since he spent a lot of time in the burrow

The fact that Present Mic's height is 185 cm and he looks so short next to Toshinori only makes him more hilarious.

IM A RAT-

ID BE SO SHORT COMPARED TO HIM AND IM PRETTY SURE IVE STOPPED GROWING AT THIS AGE,,, mY GOD--- ID BE A R A T

pLEASE THIS HITS ME SO HARD IM LIKE ACTUALLY SO SHOCKED TO THINK ABOUT IT,,,

may or may not have made me a bit sentimental by making this ddit because I'm not ready for when I get to season 15

Percy weasley headcanons

He has heterochromia, while the eyes of the rest of the Weasleys are blue or brown, those of Percy are bluish in color quite close to looking gray.

You started smoking because of stress. But he is very careful about hiding his tobacco smell

Prefers coffee over tea especially because it will help you stay awake longer

He's bisexual but he spent a lot of time in the closet and when I say a lot I mean that his internalized homophobia was the size of Hogwarts

He is the tallest weasley, he is 6.5, the second tallest is Ron with 6.2, which bothered the rest of the brothers a lot, why did Percy and Ron have to be favored by genetics?

When he goes out with his brothers, more than one girl has told him that his eyes are very pretty, this makes him turn red and stutter a thank you. Bill, charlie and ginny find it quite funny, on the other hand fred and George don't understand what the girls see Percy and Ron just ignores him

He made some pranks during Hogwarts he was never caught because who would think that the perfect prefect that is percy weasley would prank someone?

When percy was 13, Arthur came home with a walkman that did not work, percy managed to fix it and kept the cassette which had the complete album of queen's she heart attack so his taste for muggle music began

His clothing style is usually loose jeans, shirts and sweaters but Oliver once convinced him to wear a black shirt, a leather jacket and jeans. Needless to say, Oliver took him to a muggle disco? And percy probably never got so many phone numbers in one night

Yes, he knows how to use a telephone, he was the one who was in charge of teaching Ron how to use it.

He is damn good at flying a broomstick, he probably could have played Quidditch professionally but when he was 10 he read the statistics of accidents in Quidditch matches and he didn't like them since then he usually avoided playing the sport

he chose his first glasses because they looked like Arthur's

his eyesight is equal to or worse than harry's, why does his 6-year-old's me think it was a good idea to read at night?

He had the same glasses since he was 7 they just used an enlargement spell when they started to get small

The first thing he did when he received his first salary from him was go get his eyesight checked and buy some new glasses

his patronus is a German Shepherd

He has insomnia, normally he would spend all night watching TV until he had to go to work and then he would live on coffee for the rest of the day and that would be his routine until Oliver went to see him and realized how little he I was sleeping percy

Of the 6 brothers percy is the one that most resembles the prewett twins

Norman: I think goblin swallowed your ipod

Otto: what!? How do you know he did that?

Norman opens his mouth and beats his chest

the first chords of If i Were a Rich Man are heard

Do you know how weird it is to enter Tumblr and have a message in Spanish? normally I have to translate what I write with the google translator

OH MI FOLLADO DIOS ! NO LO DEJES ASI!!! JAJAJA ES UN CRIMEN! LA SIGUIENTE PARTE SERÁ DE BÁRBARA ENCONTRÁNDOSE CON STRICKLER???COMO REACCIONARA JIM LA SABER QUE SU MADRE SABIA SOBRE LOS TROLLS HACE UN TIMEPO

Aaah, I'm so sorry anon, I was a complete failure in Spanish class back in school! Señor Uhl would have my head! Google Translate tells me you're excited for Barbara to meet Strickler and for Jim to find out she knew all along? YOU AND ME BOTH!

so I saw a video with this audio on tik tok and a while later I went to Tumblr and found a post about the quarantined bau and then one of them playing video games and this edit came up, it would probably be more fun if there was an English version of the audio but there is not so I took the time to translate what the audio says I hope you enjoy it

Oooh I'm curious about your au, how did norman and otto reacted when they found out their wives are alive??

Well, for starters, they don't find out that both are alive at the same time, first they find out that Emily is alive and after they heal the lizard and it becomes curt again, they find out that Rosie is alive, since Curt recognized Otto and Norman and he was the one who put them in context about some things that had changed in this universe

Norman's reaction is mostly relief because he had been concerned that if there was a Harry Osborn in this universe the boy would be an orphan, but when he saw Emily next to a 6-year-old Harry during an oscorp presentation, Norman was relieved that his son was not alone and because he knew that Emily would be much better raising Harry than he had been, he also cried a little because Emily had been his best friend before they got married and it was a relief to see the happy and healthy one, you found the last memory that norman had of her which was ill emily wanting to say goodbye to a little harry

On the other hand Otto doesn't take it as well as Norman, he cries a lot, he cries everything he didn't cry when he was under the influence of the AI, he goes to where rosie lives and sees her through a window sees how this rosie she looks happy note how she seems to have a certain normality in her life and otto doesn't want to ruin that, so otto makes the decision that rosie will never find out about his existence, otto takes a long time to get over his rosie's death, and even more time to mentalize about the fact that the rosie of this universe is not her rosie, that she had 11 years to accept the death of otto, while otto has only had a few months to accept the 180 degree turn that his life gave, during all of that norman was a great support for otto, essentially being the pillar that kept otto from completely collapsing

(It must be said that the idea that rosie does not discover the existence of Otto does not last long just like emily does not discover the existence of Norman)

Good Omens AU

I'm reading good omens and my brain decided that a hotchreid would be perfect so assuming you may not have read or seen good omens I'll explain what it's about

The book is about how a demon and an Angel join forces to save the earth from the world as they know it. To achieve this, they must put their differences aside and stop an antichrist child.

So hotch is a demon and Reid is an angel

The two have known each other since the beginning of time and have inhabited the earth ever since. Now in the 21st century they both work in the fbi (hotch may have lied to the rest of the demons arguing that it was much easier to create serial killers in this way) the problem, the antichrist has just turned 11 hotch and reid must join forces to avoid the end of the world only have two problems and those gift prevent heaven and hell from finding out and their companions from not knowing

Little quote that I took out of the book

Aaron felt an itch in his hands. Spencer fixed bikes and broken bones. he wanted to steal a few spokes, puncture a few tires. things like that. He held on.