On Days That Are Really Rough I Think About Atsushi And Nikki Going On A Tea Party Date (Nikki Pays)

being a mixed kid is so hard. especially when you have curly hair and don’t know to to take care of it and all you got is a white mom and bald dad

BABY IS BACK

I’m an angel uwu

The Signs as Biblical Creatures

Satan: Sagittarius

God: Capricorn

Antichrist: Aquarius

Jesus: Pisces

Demons: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio

Angels: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Snufkin and his social anxiety

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, WHITE CHOCO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. SHE TOOK OUT HER COOKIE GIRL-DICK AND PISSED ON MY WIFE. AND SHE SAID IT WAS “THIS BIG” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM, WHITE CHOCO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS JELLY BUT WAY SMALLER. AND THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE -PWWSSHH- THATS RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MILLENNIAL TREE, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

thinking about scary blue eyed Verlaine…

Ew E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

@fishywaters told me my dog was ugly……………i-i can’t do this anymore…….

Listen here ye sum lookin’ shite! Ya got mi in a bloody mess yes ye did! Now my ass got beaten cuz ye wont go awah to ye bloody town eh

yeah get your gum android man