Pastemana - Aaa

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

he loves

cubfan135 fact #134:

The Lover

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

cub fully clothed in that hot tub leaking dye powders and gunpowder residue and various dusts into the water like the worlds most nonchalant bath bomb

start saying "im gonna kill somebody" instead of "im gonna kms" to introduce a positive, pro-active mindset ☺️

Pixie hollow mumscrian question,

Since mumbo is a tinker fairy, did he help scar make his wheelchair?

Yeah yeah!! That's the idea I had in mind! He also helps in maintaining it and fixes it from time to time (cause we all know how accident-prone scar is 😭)

Me if I was a Lil guy

Wild Life shinyduo my beloved ?

No but srsly I think Gem is genuinely going to kill pearl >_>

Side note: they're both holding dice with gem's glowing in her fist

i hope dream calls every inniter a faggot next and philza minecraft tells him to kill himself