[In A Room Where It's All Quiet]: Wow It's Like A Western Front In Here

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and

Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes

Me watching my first goodtimeswithscar video: wow this guy is so good at building

Me watching my second goodtimeswithscar video: the American healthcare system must be abolished. Socialism is the only way.

Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

Im in the long process of watching Grian's world tour video-

And I think this is the first time I've really ever "met" Joehills. I've known he was a member of the server for a long time, and that in the fanart he is a muppet (????), but I've never really seen him or listened to him speak before.

My god, he is WAY MORE casually unhinged than I EVER could have predicted.

"Oh yeah, here's a build that's so large I'm afraid I'll lose ya Grian if you wander off, but guess what? This isn't even the actual build! It's ONE EIGHTH of my actual overworld build that is SO ENORMOUS that you can't fit it on a map of the server 😊"

"This is a representation of Finnish American architect (Insert the name he said because I have no clue how to spell that 💀) vision for the bell laboratory's research and development campus-" *continues to adorably ramble all nerd like*

"Yeah, so because they did that, I basically filled their backyard with approximately 1.5 million stone over the course of the last 5 weeks :p"

hrrgggffrr,, bro,,.., heres a real smooth rock bro.,,. brooooo,,!.,. i gotta tellya somethin bro,,.,., i.., i,,. i love ya., bro.., :) .,!,.!,

My homestuck hot take is that Dirk Strider should have had a twink death in the epilogues

*scampers away*