Oni Chuuya

i love how the port mafia in bsd goes from main antagonist to deus ex machina in like 30 episodes.

Okay but we could take this further: a whole AU where everyone’s powers are reversed in some way or another.

A Dazai whose ability actually causes others’ abilities to activate when he touches them. (Forever Human)

An Oda whose ability lets him see seconds into the past rather than the future. (Flawed)

A Yosano whose ability kills perfectly healthy people instead of healing those near death. (Thou Shalt Perish)

A Kenji who is strong naturally but his ability makes him become weak but happy. (Defeated by the Sun)

A Fukuzawa whose ability makes the abilities of those in ranks above him near impossible to control. (No Men Are Equal)

A Chuuya whose gravity manipulation is limited only to putting extreme gravity on things he touches, and instead of corruption he gets purification, which actually restores him and limits his gravity ability, allowing him to use it how he would under normal circumstances. (Upon the Holly Smile)

A Bram who isn’t a vampire and can cure vampires instead of creating them. (Vampiris’nt)

A Fyodor who ACTUALLY FUCKING DIES.

Bsd except Atsushi is a reverse Weretiger aka he is a tiger that can transform into a human.

The Orphanage still ended up with him but treated him like a beast, only letting him out on the full moon.

But human Atsushi is rather unhinged and doesn't human well so feral tiger boy it is.

He's not a rampaging tiger, hes a weirdly very behaved random tiger all things considered. But he's still freaking people out and he's a menace on either form.

Atsushi can hold his human form better with All Men Are Equals. But Dazai will boop him and bam giant white tiger that bonks him on the head.

Akutagawa is just screaming insults at a very bewildered and than pissed off tiger. He's roaring and Akutugawa is screaming and they come to a werid agreement.

Atsushi is still a member of the Agency, tiger or human. He's got a lil badge and everything. Dazai is just like nah its cool guys this is our office tiger.

Cut to him getting bonked on the head, again.

Oh. I have so many.

Anyway, whenever Dazai would get sick as a teen, he would blame it on Chuuya and then force Chuuya to take care of him because ‘it’s your fault anyway’.

Chuuya would begrudgingly do it even though he very quickly learned that 9 times out of 10 it wasn’t his fault Dazai was sick.

This became a habit of theirs, and now even Dazai will care for Chuuya if he gets sick. They don’t even have to say anything to one another about it, it’s just how it works in their minds.

Guys share ur domestic skk headcanons with me rn bc im in a life and death situation and only knowing more domestic skk headcanons can save me!! Trust!!!!!

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

Guys new headcanon just dropped:

Rimbaud has never really been a fan of people touching his hair. He doesn’t even let anyone but himself cut it.

But, when he’s stressed, he likes to braid it. It helps keep him busy.

Now, what if Verlaine happened upon Rimbaud doing this one day, and wanted to learn how to braid too.

Rimbaud teaches Verlaine how to braid, and Verlaine starts wearing braids in his hair regularly. (Even after Rimbaud’s death, despite it reminding him of what he lost.)

It is just like how he hangs on to the hat Rimbaud gave him. It helps him to establish his own identity a little bit. It also gives him a quiet way to honor Rimbaud’s memory.

ART IS MADE TO BE EATEN, ITS CALLED CONSUMING FOR A REASON

The look of a boy whose crush is currently flaunting his ability to their french enemy

Дазаюшка🍄

Mori finally bans toys from all mafia meetings after Dazai and Chuuya got bored at a very important negotiation and initiated a water gun fight with each other. Bringing game consoles was already pushing it, but the water guns were the last straw.

This backfires however, when at the next meeting they both attend, Dazai once again gets bored and just pulls out an actual gun and starts shooting at Chuuya. Who catches the bullets with his ability and proceeds to pelt Dazai with them in return.