Also The Part Where I Have To Explain It In Increasingly Stupid Ways Because Some People Just Cannot

As someone with randomly shit breathing and a penchant for making bad life decisions, I will headcanon both of these.

I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.

Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)

We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.

Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.

However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.

TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....

As someone who felt like this for 3 months during my first swim season ever, drowning’s gotta be the worst way to go. HYRULE NOOOOO!!!!!

@nyastri gave me 4 ideas to torture Hyrule, and I chose one:

"Drowning"

Hope you like it, Astri!

Did you turn your phone screen or your face to see Hyrule's face? 😆

I physically cannot make myself lock in why must every weekend be a fistfight with my brain to do life

warriors: if i can't see the problem it doesn't exist

warriors: *sobbing with scarf over his head*

wind: i see the problem. it exists.

wars deserves to cuddle with his scarf, bro needs therapy

Wars can't remove himself from his environment so he blocks his environment out.

Wind refuses to let himself be blocked out, even when the captain needs a minute to himself lol.

@aaa-batteryy my tumblr is stalking me i swear

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

Time: Okay, let's stop here for the night. Sky *trips/faceplants on the ground*: fuckkkkk

cue the entire chain whirling around to stare at him and bonus points if he's already dead asleep

i think jojo should let one of the links say fuck at some point in LU, and i think it’d be incredibly funny if it was sky

it’s okay wild. the backpack koroks can’t hurt you here.

Here’s a redraw of an amazing and cute drawing from @hetacon

I meant for it to just be a sketch but I got carried away and ended up spending 19 hours on it 😂

Time protecting Wild is just alsnsjdhekd! I love it so much 🥹

They’re father and son your honor

Hope yall like it and be sure to check out @hetacon ❤️

Bruh I feel called out. The fact that it took me 2 minutes to read this out. To anyone tryna use google translate I am mourning/laughing at you.

이츠 소 언리얼

디든 룩 아우트 어론

워치 더 타임 고 라이트 아우트 더 윈도

트라인어 홀드온 벋 디든 이븐 노

웨이스티드 잍 올 저스트 투 워치 유 고

켑트잍 올 인사이드 앤드 이븐도 아이 트라읻

잍 올 팰 어파트

웥 잍 맨트 투 미 윌 이밴추리 비

어 매모리 오브 더 타임 왠 아이

이트 스타르트스 윗 원 팅

아이 돈트 노 와이

이트 도신트 이번 마터 하우 핟 유 트라이

킾 닫 인 마인드 아이 디사인드 디스 라임 투 어스프라인 인 두 타임

알 아이 노

타임 이스 애 발유벌 팅

왓 잍 프라이 바이 아스 더 펀듀럼 스윈그스

왓 잍 카운트 다운 틸 더 엔드 업 더 다이

더 크럭 틱스 라입프 어워이

i swear there are some days where the three alarms just don’t go off lmao

Me, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, and then an hour into the 20 minute nap. The idea of getting up and getting my shit together is scary. Wake me up in another hour.

Fanart from Linked Universe

BRO THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AND NOW I GOTTA EXPLAIN TO MY FAMILY WHY MY SISTER IS TERRIFIED OF FICTIONAL SIX-HEADED MONSTERS

I introduced epic the musical to my little brother and now it's the only thing he listens to XD