Passing Out And Getting My 5 Hours Is Probably The Right Call Here But I WILL Have It Up Tomorrow! I

holy shit there’s other people on the internet who have the same very generic very easy username as me????? to anyone who cares if the account doesn’t have Penguini in the profile picture its not me.

*checks to see if I've reblogged this before* ehhhh never mind. also the last one is the superior way to sleep. if you catch me on the floor not curled up in the fetal position i'm dead.

Skyward Sword

ZZZZZ

what came first: the crushing anxiety or the people pleasing

FOUR IS KIND OF HAPPY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

oh he thinks he’s so funny

YES!!! JUST LET HER BE EXCITED ABOUT A DAMN FROG AND DON’T MAKE IT CREEPY!!! IT’S NOT THAT DEEP!!!

I don't like it when I'm watching someone playing/discussing breath of the wild and they sexualise the moment when Zelda turns around to grab the frog in the "Silent Princess" memory. At that point in time, she's still 16 and watching more of the video makes me feel icky and I immediately stop watching.

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warriors: if i can't see the problem it doesn't exist

warriors: *sobbing with scarf over his head*

wind: i see the problem. it exists.

wars deserves to cuddle with his scarf, bro needs therapy

Wars can't remove himself from his environment so he blocks his environment out.

Wind refuses to let himself be blocked out, even when the captain needs a minute to himself lol.

My sister just called jason ‘basically immortal’ uhh how do I break the news to her.

Polls!!! I love polls!!! You'd never guess which one I picked lmaoo.

Erm, actually I should be locking in for the weekend “get my shit together again grind”

“Urm actually 🤓☝️” ahh

o7

Cue the manic hyperfixation tomorrow after my fricking math test in which I write like 5k of madness in an hour. I fucking love the internet. Holy shit I am gonna show up to that math test sleep deprived as fuck.

Hear me out. What if at some point during the Chain's adventures they come across their past selves WHILE in the middle of their own quests. Like (example) they walk into Wild's era and he's there fighting his first lynel. And now you can either choose the angst or crack path.

Angst: This is Wild like two weeks after waking up in the Shrine of Resurrection. He is fighting this lynel with the same amount of finesse that I did. As in he is losing. Badly. So they either send in one or multiple or maybe they YOLO it and it's the entire gang. They get past Wild back up on his feet, maybe give him a weapon that won't break after like 5 hits, and help him out. Then they go back and present Wild is like 'yeah that happened but I'm better now' or something. Yeah.

Crack: On the other hand, you could also go full speedrunner Wild mode and write him absolutely destroying this lynel. Like this poor thing has no chance against the physics-defying and mindbogglingly unpredictable Wild. This kind of situation is the reason why you can't spell the word "bewildering" without 'Wild' and he fucking owns it. Fuck it, maybe past and present Wild even team up and briefly break the universe via accidental glitch. Yup.

So yeah, this would happen for the entire Chain, ideally. I'll probably write this at some point. Maybe. Who knows. I just thought this up while studying for a math test and it's way too late at night for me to be functioning properly so yeah.