𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙 ⚔️🍂✨

I love you, George Takei.

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

My wife :'(

hes so meow meow

I will be implementing DEI initiatives throughout the kingdom to make all of the knights transgender.

i need an entire rundown of what alucard was doing during those 300 years he was travelling bc how are you gonna keep dropping all this lore and not elaborate

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*