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Felix, wearing a cowboy hat: [ walks up to Chan ]

Chan:

Chan: What are you wearing

Felix: Yeehaw partner

JYP: What have you got there Felix?

Felix: Just a Father's day cup for the best dad in the world

JYP: Aww Felix, that's so sweet

Felix: [Looks JYP dead in the eyes and he hands the cup to Chan]

SPECIAL MC SEUNGMIN / 221008

(230107) SEUNGMIN / ‘FREEZE’ + ‘CASE 143’

Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!

Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once

Minho: [ puts up 'have you seen my cats' posters across town]

Chan: Oh no, you lost soonie, doongie and Dori?

Minho: What?!, no, I just think that everyone should see them. They're awesome!

Chan: ...

Minho: Last christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive

Minho: I woke up in a box

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[At the police station]

Han, acting tough: what are you here for?

Person: I killed eleven people

Han: e-eleven?

Person: What about you?

Han, tearing up: j-jaywalking

Changbin: It's dark in here

Chan:

Changbin: It's okay, I'm a tough guy. I'm not scared of anything

Chan:

Changbin:

Chan: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Changbin: Oh thank you! I thought I was gonna have to ask