i just imagine james, remus, and alice has this support group for people dating members of the black family and the first few weeks james started dating regulus he needed a lot of help like
james: so he was ranting and i said “you’re being dramatic” and he—
remus: wait wait you called him dramatic?
alice: *shakes her head* rookie mistake
james: but he was being dramatic!
alice: yeah of course he is! he’s a black! they are drama queens! but you never tell them that!
remus: you just let them be dramatic and you react accordingly!
alice: when they go “im gonna kill them” you say “i’ll help you hide the body”
james: oooohh *pulls out a notepad* tell me more
Hades and persephone jegulus au but like reverse where James keeps showing up with flower crowns to give regulus and follow him around while he does his godly duties and regulus tries his best to keep him away and one day when he goes outside and finds James playing with cerberus he finally cracks and just
In full exasperation. "how the fuck do you even keep getting down here???"
(Charon aka Evan, thanatos aka barty, Styx aka dorcas, and hecate aka pandora are all rooting for jegulus and let him in but james ain't no snitch)
Regulus pretends he hates it but when James is gone for a week for whatever reason it leaves regulus in a downright foul fucking mood and makes it everybody's problem and by day three of no James every entity residing in the underworld has taken it upon themselves to abduct James and never let him leave again the next time he finally comes down.
Lowkey Reg kept every single flower crown magically preserved in a display in his bedroom
Thought that I was going to have a nice evening and then remembered that when Patroclus died, so did Achilles’s last tie to his humanity.
Someone kill me
I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished
leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic
barty is the kind of guy to say 'here comes the airplane!' before putting his dick in evan's mouth
pt.83
god i LOVE how to train your dragon
I’m like rlly late but oh well
1. The marauders
2. Greek mythology
3. Iced coffee
4. Chocolate cake
5. Regulily
Idrk who to Tag so Just whoever wants to do it
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.❤️🍀
5 things that make me happy
Would be my family
Would be my friends
The sky
A good book
My beloved furry friend elmer
@crimsonace173 @leechbuckets @wolf-n-star-obsessed @waitingforthesunrise @aayeroace @sakiyaki-sashimi @ddrunk-mothh @ritz--crackers @le-petite-ivy @blueengland
James and Remus bonding bc they’re both dating one of the black brothers
Barty and Lily bonding bc they’re both dating one of the rosier twins
i want to know more about charlie weasley’s friends. who the hell agrees to SMUGGLE A DRAGON across international borders on two days notice? who are these people that are willing to accept a dragon in a crate from a couple of small children, no questions asked? i need to know more, tell me about the antics of these mysterious flying dragon smugglers.
James “bastard” Potter
Remus “orphan” Lupin
Sirius “son of a whore” Black
Peter “and a Scotsman” Pettigrew