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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Every night a beautiful spectre named You've Got Kudos appears and haunts me with the knowledge I should be writing fanfic

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Story was just posted to Wattpad, Fanfiction.net, and AO3 yesterday!

AO3 Fanfiction.Net WattPad

@boohoobeach you asked to be tagged if someone wrote about this prompt

Jon Kent, current Superman and son of the ORIGINAL Superman, may have just panicked and done something stupid.

Ghosts are, apparently, not sentient in the eyes of the government.

Ghosts are, apparently, actively hunted by the government.

His new buddy Phantom, who helped him fight off Metallo, is actually a legitimate ghosts, and now there's a lot of weapons pointed at him.

Jon, unable to really see straight anymore, maybe, perhaps, just a little bit, panics.

"You can't shoot him, he's my pet!"

The GIW agents freeze.

"He's your what?"

"I'm your fucking what?"

Jon needs to stop talking.

Jon does not stop talking.

".....Pet. Pet's don't have to be...be sentient. Like rocks. Pet rocks."

Everyone is staring at him. He needs to clarify that he's bad at coming up with excuses and tell Phantom to run.

Instead, his concussed brain makes him reach out a hand and grab Phantom's sleeve.

"Mine. No takey."

Phantom has gone from looking outraged to concerned.

"You can't-!"

"No, no, it's true. Also; we're late for walkies." Phantom says, giving a nervous fake laugh as he moves closer and holds Jon up. This is a good thing, because Jon isn't too sure he should be standing anymore.

"But pet rocks don't need to be taken for walks?" One of the agents asks, bewildered.

"No, moron, it was an example." Another agent snaps, thumb blurring as he scrolls through his phone.

"Can a ghost go for a walk, or does it just float? Like a balloon." A third wonders, gun lowering.

Phantom takes advantage of their confusion and hoists Jon in the air and through multiple buildings, making them intangible.

Jon stops paying attention after the fifth one.

He decides to take a short little nap instead.

Danny, unable to get a scholarship due to his grades, has another plan for college funding. He's going to do an insurance scam.

It's easy.

He's a halfa, and he can slow down his own healing factor as much as he needs to. He learned how to do it to stop the school nurse from asking questions about bruises disappearing.

So he's going to get hit by a bus or car owned either by the city or by something owned by a rich person, ham it up since he's human on paper, sue, get money, and go get his education.

Problem.

He keeps getting saved by the Flash.

Or; Wally has never met anyone as accident prone as the guy that works on landscaping at the park, Danny Fenton, but now he does rounds just to check on the guy along with checking on everyone else who's safety he's invested in. Honestly, it's getting concerning; even his regular villains, if they see Danny walk nearby, will stop whatever crime they're committing to safely escort him to wherever he's going.

Jason agrees to go through the legal hassle of being declared alive again. Mostly so he can go to college like how he wanted.

He would have done it under a fake ID, but he kinda wanted the success of having a Masters in English attached to the name he grew up with.

It's going pretty great, actually! He's making friends, gets to punch random paparazzi's in the face, and learning has always been fun for him.

But one of his college friends, Danny Fenton, is...weirdly obsessed with Wayne Manor?

Jason gets it, he does, the Manor is huge and of course the guy would want to see it as often as he could.

Then he starts to realize that Danny is strangely attentive to Bruce.

Like, actually flirting with Bruce.

Oh no his college friend, who is his age, is flirting with Bruce so hard it's making Bruce blush.

OR; Danny thinks Bruce is hot, and that the outraged faces of the man's children as Danny flirts with him are hilarious. Also Jason started it by trying to flirt with Danny's mom when he met Danny.

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

Adrien is tired of the Ladyblog “slandering” Chat Noir. He’s tired of being called out for his behavior, even if people don’t realize they’re calling him out to his face when they’re complaining about Chat Noir to him. He’s tired of having to sit there and pretend like he doesn’t hate them and every word they’re saying.

He’s sick and tired of hearing people moaning and complaining about how horrible he is.

He’s tired of having to face consequences for his actions.

That is not why he signed up to become a superhero.

Keep reading

A LEGEND

No but like, the dress she gave Tiana was not the type of dress that Charlotte wore, she prefers the big poofy princess gowns, mostly in the color pink. The dress she gave Tiana was more slim, with no poofs, ribbons, or bows, just a simple fancy GREEN dress.

She had that dress made for Tiana and kept it until she could give it to her, it was probably supposed to be a gift for when Tiana was ready to have her grand opening for her restaurant so Tiana would have something special to wear! Also something else I suspect is that she insisted on new dresses all the time when younger (And probably still to this day) is because her best friends mom was the one who would make them and therefor GET PAID for the work, she was probably trying to help in a way she knew her friends family would accept. Her and her dad had probably tried to just give the poor family money but if we know anything about this family it's that they're proud and work hard for what they have.

Charlotte is an amazing friend and Tiana is lucky to have her

No marriage required.

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

UNO Reverse

So we all know Danny is batbait right?? But what if after vlad the fentons have developed a method to combat billionaires trying to adopt Danny.

So the fentons are in Gotham for some reason or another and they refuse the let Danny’s grades slip so they have him at Gotham prep.

Everyone knows Danny’s parents are mad scientists but Tim is really concerned about his new classmate that keeps coming in with new bruises everyday that he barely tries to hide.

He brings it up to Bruce after doing some investigations and Bruce decides to look into it.

Next thing Danny knows he keeps running into different members of the Wayne cult and the batfamily. It takes him longer than he’s care to admit to figure out they were the same people but in his defense he was exhausted from school, helping his parents with their clean energy project and training with fright knight.

That’s also his excuse for why it took him so long to realize they were trying to assimilate him. Once he does realize he starts going out of his way to avoid them, trying his best to keep his parents from finding out but he realizes it’s too late when his mom gleefully hands him a card one night and sends him on his way.

The next time danny encounters Batman he completely ignores his gentle encouragement and promises to protect him as he pulls out the card and throws it at batman.

Danny sighs and says “I’m sorry it’s come to this, but I need you to know you’ve brought this upon yourselves.” He turns and leaves behind a confused bat holding an UNO reverse card.

The next day Wayne manor is invaded by Jack Fenton carrying a stuggleing vlad over his shoulder and a giant tray of fudge in his other hand while Maddie gleefully hugs alfred proclaiming how happy she is to see her family getting bigger while Jazz is dragging Danny in behind her by his ankle while reading a book. Danny is snoring.

The Wayne’s are confused.

When Vlad finally breaks free he gives Bruce a pitiful look and asks if he also tried to adopt Daniel.

Jack then yells UNO REVERSE!! Instead of adopting Danny we have adopted you!!!!

This just popped in my brain so I thought I’d share

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

what if we took the kid from this post …

AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST

AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.