You Guys Made Luigi Mangione Trend For Days And I Need To See The Same Energy For Brianna Boston. She

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Danny, unable to get a scholarship due to his grades, has another plan for college funding. He's going to do an insurance scam.

It's easy.

He's a halfa, and he can slow down his own healing factor as much as he needs to. He learned how to do it to stop the school nurse from asking questions about bruises disappearing.

So he's going to get hit by a bus or car owned either by the city or by something owned by a rich person, ham it up since he's human on paper, sue, get money, and go get his education.

Problem.

He keeps getting saved by the Flash.

Or; Wally has never met anyone as accident prone as the guy that works on landscaping at the park, Danny Fenton, but now he does rounds just to check on the guy along with checking on everyone else who's safety he's invested in. Honestly, it's getting concerning; even his regular villains, if they see Danny walk nearby, will stop whatever crime they're committing to safely escort him to wherever he's going.

Adrien is tired of the Ladyblog “slandering” Chat Noir. He’s tired of being called out for his behavior, even if people don’t realize they’re calling him out to his face when they’re complaining about Chat Noir to him. He’s tired of having to sit there and pretend like he doesn’t hate them and every word they’re saying.

He’s sick and tired of hearing people moaning and complaining about how horrible he is.

He’s tired of having to face consequences for his actions.

That is not why he signed up to become a superhero.

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Every night a beautiful spectre named You've Got Kudos appears and haunts me with the knowledge I should be writing fanfic