Danny, Unable To Get A Scholarship Due To His Grades, Has Another Plan For College Funding. He's Going

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A LEGEND

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

UNO Reverse

So we all know Danny is batbait right?? But what if after vlad the fentons have developed a method to combat billionaires trying to adopt Danny.

So the fentons are in Gotham for some reason or another and they refuse the let Danny’s grades slip so they have him at Gotham prep.

Everyone knows Danny’s parents are mad scientists but Tim is really concerned about his new classmate that keeps coming in with new bruises everyday that he barely tries to hide.

He brings it up to Bruce after doing some investigations and Bruce decides to look into it.

Next thing Danny knows he keeps running into different members of the Wayne cult and the batfamily. It takes him longer than he’s care to admit to figure out they were the same people but in his defense he was exhausted from school, helping his parents with their clean energy project and training with fright knight.

That’s also his excuse for why it took him so long to realize they were trying to assimilate him. Once he does realize he starts going out of his way to avoid them, trying his best to keep his parents from finding out but he realizes it’s too late when his mom gleefully hands him a card one night and sends him on his way.

The next time danny encounters Batman he completely ignores his gentle encouragement and promises to protect him as he pulls out the card and throws it at batman.

Danny sighs and says “I’m sorry it’s come to this, but I need you to know you’ve brought this upon yourselves.” He turns and leaves behind a confused bat holding an UNO reverse card.

The next day Wayne manor is invaded by Jack Fenton carrying a stuggleing vlad over his shoulder and a giant tray of fudge in his other hand while Maddie gleefully hugs alfred proclaiming how happy she is to see her family getting bigger while Jazz is dragging Danny in behind her by his ankle while reading a book. Danny is snoring.

The Wayne’s are confused.

When Vlad finally breaks free he gives Bruce a pitiful look and asks if he also tried to adopt Daniel.

Jack then yells UNO REVERSE!! Instead of adopting Danny we have adopted you!!!!

This just popped in my brain so I thought I’d share

Adrien is tired of the Ladyblog “slandering” Chat Noir. He’s tired of being called out for his behavior, even if people don’t realize they’re calling him out to his face when they’re complaining about Chat Noir to him. He’s tired of having to sit there and pretend like he doesn’t hate them and every word they’re saying.

He’s sick and tired of hearing people moaning and complaining about how horrible he is.

He’s tired of having to face consequences for his actions.

That is not why he signed up to become a superhero.

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No but like, the dress she gave Tiana was not the type of dress that Charlotte wore, she prefers the big poofy princess gowns, mostly in the color pink. The dress she gave Tiana was more slim, with no poofs, ribbons, or bows, just a simple fancy GREEN dress.

She had that dress made for Tiana and kept it until she could give it to her, it was probably supposed to be a gift for when Tiana was ready to have her grand opening for her restaurant so Tiana would have something special to wear! Also something else I suspect is that she insisted on new dresses all the time when younger (And probably still to this day) is because her best friends mom was the one who would make them and therefor GET PAID for the work, she was probably trying to help in a way she knew her friends family would accept. Her and her dad had probably tried to just give the poor family money but if we know anything about this family it's that they're proud and work hard for what they have.

Charlotte is an amazing friend and Tiana is lucky to have her

No marriage required.

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