To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely
being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here
i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer
Girls be like, "I'm turning on my comfort movie," and it's John Landis 1981 An American Werewolf in London
being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps
don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real
idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
he weighs nothing
RAHHH RIOT AND DAMIEN!!!