Pidzets - Chicacrow

Dude same

my concerning but (mostly) harmless coping mechanism for when I’m sad is to watch Free Willy and Blackfish back to back

Venom (2018)

THEY GOT RID OF HIM AND I DO CARE. I DO CARE

gloppy btw. if you even care

For as much as I dislike Biden, responding to a campaign trail question of “how many genders are there?” with “at least three” is the funniest possible answer he could have given. That’s my go-to response for that question now

For some reason I’m getting strong bisexual vibes from this sweater dude, but idk why??

The Beatles biggest secret

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

okay, sure, but ravens absolutely qualify as omens

crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes

the bullseye themed chain is a contender that rivals the Swedes’s; consider target

there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.