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Hoping for second place! :)

Tumblr Givaway!!!

who here wants my

Social security number?!!!!

I did one!

Pony randomizer challenge! Here are the rules: You need to take a screenshot and draw what you get!

Pheraps you need some background characters, but are too lazy to make your own? Or maybe you just need a good opportunity for practice? Well, try this, you might end up with hillarious results!

 - You may pick colors that are roughy the same as what the palette shows.  - This pony creator has over 80 hairstyles and 60 characteristics.

Good luck with that, buds. Ah. Also… I was ill, now i’m back on track. Yay.

Yeah. Love ya.

Wooooo! Three years!

sans undertale is 3 years old

This is awful! Everyone listen!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Amazing...

Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

  My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

If you don’t rebolg this:

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How have I not seen this before!

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I'm reblogging this because I hope that by the time I get to collage I will remember this so I don't starve to death to afford book

Okay so I was playing Pocket Morty's and I played the game awhile back and stopped playing (I don't remember why) for quite a bit so the mortys I caught where kinda high tier because I caught them before some updates but I'm also kind of really bad at the game so all my mortys where dazed except one who was at half health so I decided to try and see if I could grind a bit before he got dazed I didn't want to wast my items before a boss fight and I accidentally walked right in front of a trainer npc who challenged me I didn't really care as I thought I was going to lose so I half-assed it but right when I was on the npc's last morty (mine a level 10 scissor type his a level 9 rock type) his was on a fourth of his health mine at about 15 my attack missed and his hit and I just thought 'okay I'm dead' but my morty's hp landed on ONE and I attacked and the npc's morty died and mine grew a level and I just died laughing

TLTR: walked into a trainer battle with one morty at half hp walked out a level higher with four hp

Truuuu. But why isn't he slitherin other than him asking not to be?

Kitty’s 3300 Follower Give-Away

since I kinda forgot to do something for the 3k special xD

there will be 3 winners in total that will be pulled randomly x3

First Price will get this:

a customized mug (yay)

a full set of fellbois stickers

and 3 charms that they may choose from these ;3c

Second Price gets 4  (random) stickers and may choose 2 charms

Third Price gets 3 (random) stickers and may choose 1 charm 

RULES

to participate you have to

-FOLLOW ME

-LIKE & REBLOG THIS POST

this give-away will end this saturday (9th of june) at 12 am Central European Time

Good luck everyone :3

The ghost hung around for about half a day before they realized how many problems you actually had they try and leave, but your mind stops them from leaving you like having someone to share things with that can't rat you out to your family then the ghost realized how much you actually needed someone as you refuse to see a doctor because you insist that your fine, you start calling the ghost G, one day you block everything from G your thoughts your feelings your sight, G fought asking what was wrong what were you doing? They managed to break through and beheld the heart breaking side of the tips of your shoes hanging off the side of a building "kid,...what are you doin'"he asked softly you felt tears fall down your face "I...I just can't take it. I ju- I just I..I" I broke down sobbing, I leaned forward when a cold hand grabbed my wrist and I was pulled back away from the edge as G pulled me into a hug "please,I can't lose someone as special as you not now /please/ kid." I hugged him back as tight as I could. The next day I walked into a psychiatrists office with coaxing from G. It took a number of years and it wasn't perfect but I got better with my ghost by my side the entire time

One day, you’re driving along with a parent. As you pass a graveyard, they tell you jokingly “Hold your breath, you don’t want any spirits gettin’ in ya!” You roll your eyes and breathe normally, at least until you feel an odd tingling in your lungs. Immediately after, you hear a voice in your head. “Thanks kid, I was getting bored in my grave.”

Best comeback ever

Okay I just thought out the best comeback ever because some annoying kids called me retarded in the hall I thought of this after I came home

Jerk: Retard!

You: Yeah? So what, maybe I'm dyslexic too! Because I'm finding trouble figuring out whether it's just your usual Dull shit or if it's Bullshit that's coming from your mouth!

This is so adorable I might write something for this later

The witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children, she doesn’t even harm them. She protects them. She takes abused and abandoned children under her wing, teaches them her craft and releases them into the world as strong young witches and wizards with a kiss on the forehead and an invitation to return whenever they like for comfort, support, or even just a slice of cake. No, the witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children. She eats their parents.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

My mom sighed and shook her head pointing out that we used the wrong blood for the sacrifice as she left the room I shook off my shock and turned a glare to the twins Austin and Lillian they quickly looked away they had a farm with a goat on it and said that they would be able to bring some of his blood 'well you see what happened was' Lillian started 'we just couldn't bear to do it' Austin said 'then where did you get the blood from?' I asked scrutinizing them 'well it might have been tomato sauce' they said I dragged my hand down my face I should have know they where to kind to actually harm anything so instead of summoning a demon we summoned a random health nut who just so happened to be my mom I guess I'll just have to do it myself next time if I actually want to see my sister

You and your friends decide to try and summon a demon at your sleepover. You are completely stunned when your mother appears in the middle of the room when the ritual is finished.

I'm so glad rivet got this I was worried something happened! (I'm the person that drew nove,chomper,and sunflower I lost the password for my old acount when I got a new phone)

Ok im sorry for the lighting, but this is nove and her readers chomper and sunflower, she’s almost as bad at names as asgore,

Chomper is mostly aggressive but he is also quiet

Sunflower is a companion and creative reader

Awwww, they’re so cute! Thanks for sharing with me!

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I rebloged this for more than one reason ; )

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies