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arguably the most pathetic april fool’s event in this site’s history

a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools

There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you

shoutout to that one time where a pinterest folder just titled “creepy dude” with only exactly one image saved on it suddenly spawned into existence among my personal heavily curated collection of pin folders for some godforsaken reason

was my pinterest account haunted

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

AHAHAHA THE ARROW WAS A MERE MILLIMETER AWAY FROM TOUCHING PORN HOLY SHIT

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

saving cool art u like to your phone is like picking nice flowers i think

BAHAHAHA IM LOSING MY SHIIIIITTTTTTT

“DISAPPOINTED ON THE FOCUS ON LUMINE”?!? BRO. WHO THE FUCK’S COMPLAINING ABOUT LUMINE HERE THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT SOMEONE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT. MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LACK OF MELANIN AND THE PPL COMPLAINING ABOUT MELANIN THAN FUCKIN. LUMINE. BRO.

guys, don’t do genshin. not even once.

I LOEV THEM

Wat animals should i try to make furries of and im trying to mostly make them look like vague shapeys and not so much like the animals

bypassing tumblr's cruel and twisted Circular Avatar Curse by making my pfp a small enough transparent image so that it won't be cropped by the edges of the Circle, preserving an illusion of normalcy

she looks so disappointed and sad in that boring skimpy ass maid-esque outfit, like she doesn’t want to be here. like she got shrunk into a doll and a little girl shoved her in the most awkward uncomfortable princess dress ever that’s now making her sad. this is supposed to be her super stronk SSS-rank form and yet these were the clothes she was given, looks like the uniform for a side-hustle she’s sick of instead of her super-powered kickass side. Looks like she’s gonna clean the dishes instead of clean the battlefield of its enemies. I can feel the resentment she has towards the character designers hired to work on her through the screen. girl whyyyy. she’s lookin at me like 🥺. whyyyyyy

biggest character design downgrade ever smfh

anby WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU BRO—

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