Sheena: I Had Your Dad!

Dumb rhymes for deceased people

Severus, crying behind the door.

Severus, lifeless on the floor.

Jayce, a guy that means well.

Jayce, driving the car that fell.

Viktor, teased for being a wimp.

Viktor, body lying limp.

Tom, can't buy pills.

Tom, getting so ill.

Mary, viewing her sis with disregard.

Mary, going to Heaven with God.

Jean, looking like a beanpole.

Jean, six feet under in a hole.

Ian, never gotten a dress.

Ian, thrown into a mess.

Stan, serving constant sass.

Stan, it's a shame he passed.

Lisa, lying in a bed.

Lisa, curling up, all dead.

Beatrix, protected from harm.

Beatrix, bloody doll in arms.

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James, going too far to make them bled.

James, eating lead with his head.

Harry, curling up in fear.

Harry, waking up in tears.

Traveling but I’m not furgettin’ language studyin’!

VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?

Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!

Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?

VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????

Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!

VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.

Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?

3 A.M ON SATURDAY

Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*

Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*

Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*

This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!

Awwwww, isn’t my friend the best?

last song obsessed about: Alec Benjamin's "Annabelle' Homework".

Fave color: anything on the black, green, and blue spectrum - ANYTHING!

last book liked: The Backstagers (multiple authors I dunno how to cite)

last movie: Gifted (starring Chris Evans)

last tv show: Inside Job - especially the "Reagan and Mychelle" episode!

sweet/savory/spicy: matcha cheezcaek

last search: jayvik

current obsession: Jayvik, Jeverus, Harco, and cooking.

tagged by @fizzytastic thank you darling. this ask game has come back to me! gotta make sure all my answers are different

last song: uhh i am a girl like you

fav color: piiiink 💝

last book: got the new julia armfield

last movie: i truly have no idea because i am no longer dating someone who watches movies

last tv show: re-finished season 1 of gravity falls, BLESS

sweet/savory/spicy: currently enjoying some KFC Nashville Spicy Chicken Strisps^tm pretty banger

last search: i don't need to search anything bc i know everything already. i was looking for ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5

current obsession: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tagging @jnewinchester @welcometotheunknownlosers I DON'T RECALL SEEING YOUR ANSWERS BABYRATS