piscolewatterson
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last song obsessed about: Alec Benjamin's "Annabelle' Homework".
Fave color: anything on the black, green, and blue spectrum - ANYTHING!
last book liked: The Backstagers (multiple authors I dunno how to cite)
last movie: Gifted (starring Chris Evans)
last tv show: Inside Job - especially the "Reagan and Mychelle" episode!
sweet/savory/spicy: matcha cheezcaek
last search: jayvik
current obsession: Jayvik, Jeverus, Harco, and cooking.
tagged by @fizzytastic thank you darling. this ask game has come back to me! gotta make sure all my answers are different
last song: uhh i am a girl like you
fav color: piiiink đź’ť
last book: got the new julia armfield
last movie: i truly have no idea because i am no longer dating someone who watches movies
last tv show: re-finished season 1 of gravity falls, BLESS
sweet/savory/spicy: currently enjoying some KFC Nashville Spicy Chicken Strisps^tm pretty banger
last search: i don't need to search anything bc i know everything already. i was looking for ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5
current obsession: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tagging @jnewinchester @welcometotheunknownlosers I DON'T RECALL SEEING YOUR ANSWERS BABYRATS
Dumb rhymes for deceased people
Severus, crying behind the door.
Severus, lifeless on the floor.
Jayce, a guy that means well.
Jayce, driving the car that fell.
Viktor, teased for being a wimp.
Viktor, body lying limp.
Tom, can't buy pills.
Tom, getting so ill.
Mary, viewing her sis with disregard.
Mary, going to Heaven with God.
Jean, looking like a beanpole.
Jean, six feet under in a hole.
Ian, never gotten a dress.
Ian, thrown into a mess.
Stan, serving constant sass.
Stan, it's a shame he passed.
Lisa, lying in a bed.
Lisa, curling up, all dead.
Beatrix, protected from harm.
Beatrix, bloody doll in arms.
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James, going too far to make them bled.
James, eating lead with his head.
Harry, curling up in fear.
Harry, waking up in tears.
It's the same in my AU...except in Canada. Like, Sev goes to Carleton while Iyo went to McGill.
au idea: snape left the wizarding world as a teen and finished his studies in muggle school
humor me on this one:
snape did not have a great time in hogwarts. he was bullied, rejected, outcast, abused by all the wrong people, and ignored by those who could have helped him…everything that would have constituted a nightmare growing up
when lily finally broke off their friendship during their 5th year, he finally made up his mind: he told his mam he wasn’t going back to hogwarts
eileen had her own reservations about the wizarding world (she never returned to it after all) but she would be damned if her only child would be disgraced like this when he was easily Hogwarts’ most brilliant student. for the first and only time in her life, she floo-called albus dumbledore, told him several choice words, and after a long winding discussion of which severus was not privy to, eileen emerged back in the sitting room looking triumphant and holding a sheaf of papers: dumbledore at least had put a good word in to several muggle public schools that would be more welcoming to her boy and his extraordinary mind, and was willing to foot the bill for the classes he needed to catch up with his peers, at least for the year, as a trial run. all they had to do was fill out the application forms
(dumbledore appeared once to talk to him and ask if he was sure and when he said yes, sir the headmaster sighed and performed a spell that would repress his magic and told him that if he wanted to go back to Hogwarts next year he could and severus shrugged)
severus caught up to his muggle lessons in no time. it was so much easier when magic wasn’t involved; there were less variables and more absolutes
because he had already learned to train his accent and manners thanks to his slytherin housemates, he also blended well with his posh classmates, and the scholarship he was granted made sure he had the required uniforms and school supplies, as well as extra money he could use to buy sweets or small gifts for his mam
his classmates were idiots but they were all right; at least no one strung him up or hexed him when he wasn’t looking, and there were plenty of other boys like him, who weren’t rich but had their own intellectual strengths and for once he was challenged
at that age he had also already grown taller and he was good at mimicking lucius’ stance. no one dared to mess with him, especially if they wanted his help for their chemistry or biology homeworks
he excelled in drama club too and was part of the choir
they learned muggle classics and french and greek and played rugby and even though severus wasn’t good at everything he had mates that could help him out and they would do stupid things like flicking pens at each other or sharing secret cigarettes or trying to pretend they were that bloke bowie singing about young americans
he laughed more times than he had in the past six years and sometimes he swore he could see the silhouette of a wizened old man with a long scraggly beard by the gates or on the bleachers watching him, but he would disappear before severus could take a second look
when dumbledore finally visited during the summer hols after he had spent a full year in muggle school, severus was taller, tanner, broader, and walked around with an easy swagger that the headmaster would have mistaken as james potter’s. his dark hair was cut short and he wore a simple dark sweater and pressed trousers. somewhere in the house, a record was playing, asking about it being “real life or is it just fantasy”, and when he was faced with the boy, severus looked him straight in the eye, something he did not (could not) do back in Hogwarts. behind him, eileen stood and watched, her arms crossed, looking almost smug
well my boy, dumbledore said, Hogwarts is still awaiting you with open arms. what will it be?
(he didn’t tell him of the darkness that had grown in the boy’s old House, how his old House Master lamented the lack of ingenuity in the current batch of students, how the marauders had been expelled following their continuous torment of another student, how lily evans had asked of him and how crushed she had looked when dumbledore had told her of his sudden departure, how he knew the girl had begged for the address of his new school even to eileen snape but the woman had ignored her, how there were dark times ahead and his gut told him he needed this boy back, that he would be essential to what was coming…)
thank you, severus said, and he smiled with ease, but no, headmaster. i shall not be returning. i am perfectly happy here.
Harry or Ron (Harry's already a li'l shit in my AU.) // Hedwig or Pigwidgeon (She has this puppy quality towards her human, y'know?) // Gryffindor or Slytherin (What? They're the house most crapped on by Rowling and Harry, galdammit!) // Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw (I'm more of a Lisa than a Ned Flanders, thanks.) // Fred or George (I made them perverted shitheads who gets a taste of their own meds in the end in my AU, mmmkay?) // Death Eaters or Order of the the Phoenix (The 99.9% of these cults are dickheads, for Merlin's sake!) // James Potter or Severus Snape (He suffered more shit than Potter did, even after his death.) // Dumbledore or McGonagall (She makes more sense.) // Chaser or Seeker (What's the point of scoring 150 more points if your points are unredeemably lower than the other team's?) // Keeper or Beater (You don't have to cause other people injuries - a more ethical position.) // Bill or Charlie (He's all I ever wanna be so bad - except with dragons instead of cats.) // Hermione or Ginny (Smarts are more important than bravado and beauty in my personal opinion.) // Tonks or Fleur (Her tomboy looks and persona is So. Damn. Cool.) // Cho or Lavender (What can I say? Asian fellowship.) // Remadora or Wolfstar (I'm a Fujoshi, duh.)// Hinny or Romione (It's Cedrarry - Drarry plus Cedric - Blairon, Pansmione and Chinny - basically Cho & Ginny - for me. N-O-N-E. OF. THESE. SHIPS. FOR. ME, thank you vawy munchies.) // the books or the movies (Alec Hopkins looked so f***ing sweet, I based my Snape reincarnation OC on him.) // Bellatrix or Narcissa (Lesser of two evils, amirite?) // Sirius or Remus (I blacklisted them both in my AU due to their jerky qualities, so sorry.) // Draco or Dudley (At least Harry's dating him with their schoolyard idol.) // Hippogriff or Unicorn (They look more primal and animal-like.) // Crookshanks or Scabbers (I prefer Grumpy Cats over traitor rats.) // Nimbus or Firebolt (Enh, they're none of my thing.) // Dobby or Kreacher (Dobby's so much sweeter.) // the Black family or the Malfoy family (God, how I love filling the Blacks with nutjob nymphomaniacs with a signature nuttiness that ended up with two Black men, a werewolf and a peacock-ish man having an orgy with two Simpsonological dads and their OWN. DAMN. OFFSPRINGS**. Of course, Bellatrix Evans* and her whole family are excluded.) // Potions or DADA (It's the combo of my favourite things; cooking, biology and chemistry.) // Fluffy or Norbert (Personally, dogs are more pettable than dragons...even though I have a phobia of dogs with scary barks.) // Fang or Padfoot (Sorry, but due to the reason in Remus-involved ships as seen above, I'm more likely to poison Sirius in any form.) // Werewolf or Half giant (All the werewolves I've known are a-holes at some points in their lives; Hagrid, on the other hand has been nothing but a Ned Flanders for his whole wondrous life.) // Moody or Kingsley (It's Obama, but he's British and ethically repaired.) // Lockhart or Quirrell (Poor bald ude's just politically dumb - Lockhart has been a con man for all of his adult life.) // Dean or Seamus (He reminded me of a nutty professor.) // Neville or Luna (I wish there's a charm that make all the creatures she spotted real.) // Owl or Cat (No secrets - I've been a sucker for them since I was a kid.) // Percy or McLaggen (He's less of glorified Gary Stu - plus he unabashedly crash gender norms into dust!) // Umbridge or Voldemort (At least he has a shitty childhood, unlike that pink toad.)
*If you wanna know why Bella (or Rikzo as she prefers) has this last name, be patient. I'll post it later, I swear to my ancestors.
*I mean Tom, Harry, and Draco. None of the younger Potter kids or any other Black spawns are included in these cuddle piles.
Harry Potter this or that
going to start my own tag game that probably won't get any attention
Rules: Pretty straightforward but answer the following this or that's by changing one of the options to colourful text, then tag some others to do the same :)
Harry or Ron // Hedwig or Pigwidgeon // Gryffindor or Slytherin // Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw // Fred or George // Death Eaters or Order of the the Pheonix // James Potter or Severus Snape // Dumbledore or McGonagall // Chaser or Seeker // Keeper or Beater // Bill or Charlie // Hermione or Ginny // Tonks or Fleur // Cho or Lavender // Remadora or Wolfstar // Hinny or Romione // the books or the movies // Bellatrix or Narcissa // Sirius or Remus // Draco or Dudley // Hippogriff or Unicorn // Crookshanks or Scabbers // Nimbus or Firebolt // Dobby or Kreacher // the Black family or the Malfoy family // Potions or DADA // Fluffy or Norbert // Fang or Padfoot // Werewolf or Half giant // Moody or Kingsley // Lockhart or Quirrell // Dean or Seamus // Neville or Luna // Owl or Cat // Percy or McLaggen // Umbridge or Voldemort
Tagging: @acciorxses @nymphadorathebubba @jamespotterinskirts @siriusblackinskirts @remuslupininskirts @regulusblackinskirts @i-is-a-fangurl-weeb @couldibeanymorechaotic @kember-writes @cwossiants @marauders-lupin @depressed-barnes @ghost-spidey-deactivated-1013666 @toomanynotifications
Tom and Harry as brothers
Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?
3 A.M ON SATURDAY
Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*
Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*
Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*
Sammy: Goo…
Gray:
Carmen:
This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!
Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!
Player: Meh, I can!
12 P.M
Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Baby: *hunger crying*
Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!
Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!
Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheena: I had your dad!
Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!
Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?
Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*
Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?
Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* ĂŠ xin lá»—i nhĆ°ng chĂşng mầy giải thĂch cho anh Ä‘c ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thĂch cái gì à ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết và o cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
Noom: “Leave me alone, you bastard!”
Zack: *sleepscreaming* AAAAAAAAA!! Leave me alone! I can’t take it anymore!!!
Dex: *screeching as small as he can* It’s only 1 in the morning, dumbass! Quiet!
Sammy: *Cries*
Dash: Uhhhh, Carm!? I think the kid’s up!
Carmen & Gray: *Frowns* Punish time…