I Miss Everyone

anyone seen any materials nearby? im looking to put an item to use

actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe

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I have little legs and little wings and a little segmented body

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found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭

#polygon #polygons #actuallypolygon #actuallypolygonal #polygonposting #convex "polygons" dni #anti convex #self-intersecting dni #this blog is NOT a safe space for irregular polygons

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!

[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]

transfem ass is honestly a kind of pussy. transfem taint is also a pussy. transfem dick is, you guessed it, third pussy.

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam