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I so would date somebody with scars. Would you?

A quote from my girlfriend that I can't argue with

*two characters are nice to each other* tumblr: I ship it

*Two characters look at each other* tumblr: I ship it

*two characters exist* tumblr: I ship it

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Fangirls at school

Teacher: Stop drawing those rune things all over your paper.

Teacher: Stop clicking your pen. Its not a sword.

Teacher: No, this is not a metaphor. This is math class.

Teacher: Stop reading and pay attention.

Teacher: Why do you raise your hand with 3 fingers? And stop whistling that tune.

Teacher: Thats it! I sending you to the principals office.

Fangirl: I am divirgent and cant be controlled!

New realization that my salt levels are out of hand...

*A coworker using his foot to push trash down*

Me "it's not time to go home yet"

Co-worker *looks at me confused. Looks at foot in trash. Looks back at me* "fuck, bro"

These last few days my feeling have been all over the place. And Dan And Phil always make that better.

It’s not just a hobby anymore 

 It’s a lifestyle

Person A has the ability to walk in dreams. They accidentally stumble into Person B’s terrible nightmare one night, and are so worried by it that they pledge to figure out who B is and help them get better.

Legit though. But it’s worse when people PRETEND they watch it and whenever you mention it the other people don’t know what you’re talking about.