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There are still rubik’s cubes from the 80’s that have been abandoned without ever been solved.

Why is no one disgusted by pet names other than Daddy? Nobody is saying someone who calls their partner Kitten wants to fuck a cat. I have a friend who calls his man “Bear,” but I very much doubt he would solicit an actual bear for intercourse. “Baby” represents sweetness and innocence, “Bunny” is about cuteness. And “Daddy” is about feeling protected. It’s not that literal, please relax.

Literally me and reedy every second

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I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL TREASURE AND IT’S 80 DOLLARS AND I CAN’T HAVE IT AND I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN

LOOK

LOOK AT THEIR PASTA FACES

FUCK

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Food for thought

Why is it that in every zombie movie all the lights are flickering? Do the zombies grab step ladders and partially twist out all the fluorescent light bulbs?

Today's gonna be so great because after getting tan at work all day I get to go home and try on my new clothes for Daddy!!♡

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