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Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too

Reeeewwedyyyy

deep texts on your dashboard

Get This Outfit Here

If the name wasn’t already taken, Starbucks would be a great name for our future space currency

All youuu do is bitch bitch bitch

Neeeeeeeed

Strawberry Ice

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER