Respect My Boundaries.

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

All youuu do is bitch bitch bitch

They say the trees sing…—photo by Jerod Foster @jerodfoster.

People were impressed McGregor & Diaz fought 5 five minute rounds, but I watched Goku fight Frieza for 5 hours

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

When you paint a room, you are making it slightly smaller

A hahaha ew

More fun Zodiac facts here

FAVORITE MOVIES » Cruel Intentions (1999) ↳”We’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in our time, but this… I mean, we’re destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?”