Friendly Reminder

more text messages here

When you paint a room, you are making it slightly smaller

⭐Daddy’s Playpen⭐

Tables Turned

Daddy: Fuck.

Little: *gasp* daDDY SAID A POTTY WORD!

Daddy: Don't listen to what I sai--

Little: DADDY NEEDS A TIME OUT

Daddy: Darling that's not how it wor--

Little: *spanks Daddy*

The irony

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Asking for Attention

Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

Master: Doesn't notice.

Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."

But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect

sexual texts on your dash?

Good girl.

(Via: Submissable)

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The people who created To Catch a Predator really missed out on naming the show The PedoFiles