Friends

The 5 rules of a relationship: 1. Stay faithful 2. Make them feel wanted 3. Respect your partner 4. Don’t flirt with others 5. Make time

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O.C. definitely needs this

Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.

But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect

sexual texts on your dash?

Food for thought

Why is it that in every zombie movie all the lights are flickering? Do the zombies grab step ladders and partially twist out all the fluorescent light bulbs?

Gimmiieee

I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

UNDERSTATEMENT

More fun Zodiac facts here

This is how to effectively protest

#CocksNotGlocks is the new gun control movement you’ve got to know about

After UT Austin made concealed carrying legal in classrooms (while sex toys are still illegal) students took to the quads to fight back. “We’ve got dicks for you, we’ve got dicks for you. I’m the Oprah of dickage!“ Zander yells. And the movement is getting really huge.

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