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Me: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight!

Daddy: Yes, they are baby.

Me: You know who else is beautiful and perfect?

Daddy: *blushes* Who?

Me: My stuffies.

Neeeeeeeed

Strawberry Ice

Respect my boundaries.

The irony

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Yaass daddy

more text messages here

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

We landed on the moon 20 years before we figured out how to invent dial-up internet.

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

Reblog if you think having depression and anxiety is valid.

I have a point to prove. For everyone that reblogs this, your URL will be written in a notebook and given to my psychology teacher, who believes that depression is a choice. You have until June 1, 2016.